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y’all gotta read this @impulsivefanwriter wroTE SOME CABINET MAN AU STUFF I LOVEEEE IT AHHHHHHHHH IT’S SO GOOD i’m gonna talk about it more at the end but first read it bc oh my First Master all the writing is by them (which btw THANK YOU SO MUCH AHHH)

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The SRJ Club [Beginnings of the Cabinet Man AU]

The club is absolutely roaring with noise, from music to hooting and yelling to the pounding of bodies in a wild dance. Lloyd covers his pointed ears and tucks in their tail, the tip already bruised from one laughing player swinging right over it. 

What should reek of sweat, perfume, and fizzy pop drinks instead somehow smells of fresh rainfall and snappy mint. Bright lights strobe to the rhyme of the bouncing instruments, reflecting off clouds of grey and blue fog from the smoke machines positioned around the stage. Blue sparks crackle around the air without hurting players, one of the many quality-of-life perks of the game.

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I’m not sure- Koko finds out after she wakes up (after her sons, daughter, and their friends take over the city), she’s very surprised and worried but mostly glad they’re all alright, but I don’t know about Wu. He either knows and is off meditating somewhere on it and debating the best way to talk to his students (because on one hand he doesn’t support them being evil, but on the other... he does care dearly about his students and the city has not been the nicest to them at all), or he just straight-up is still on vacation and is obvious to it all, fluting away somewhere

I think it would be fun if y'all reblogged this or sent me an ask with a picture of how you normally draw zane so i can draw some different zane designs for fun :]

Ninjago Season 1: Episode 2: Home

Old man hears fighting noises and nearly gives himself a heart attack only to find his students playing viddy games and eating pizza actually training. White pulls big brain gamer move and freezes the entire gaming course, but the other three get salty they just got trounced and complain for old man to “White op please nerf”. They think he’s strange (rude). The best character shows up and hands them the mail. Red gets fan-letters (somehow), Blue gets home (roll credits) letters, and Black gets a big slab of unidentified meat. White gets no mail because he is lonely and has no family. For some reason neither Red (also an orphan) or Black (hates his dad and mom’s dead) comment and relate.

Meanwhile smol unsupervised parentless homeless gremlin child is ordering funky snake men to build him a treehouse. Why the child thinks snakes that lived underground in a frozen wastelands know how to build treehouses is beyond me but their construction prowess is surprisingly sound. Snakes want their funky magic stick back from the ninja but big snake man who saw his reflection says they need to build the treehouse. Snake general is salty.

White cooks amazing meal but because he is wearing a pink apron (icon) the others laugh in a really mean way. They better have bought him a new apron after. White is confused but they start a food fight because none of them appreciate the amount of work White put into cooking. Fine. Let them all get poisoned by Black.

White takes out trash later and sees Birb. Birb do funky dance. White do funky dance back. White follow Birb into forest and sees big treehouse. White leads Blue, Black, and Red to treehouse. Red thinks they can cut it down. They do- mostly. Black is actually a sleeper agent and attacks them. Old man arrives and plays a song and everything is okay.

It is not.

The snakes burn down empty monastery and the squad (rude!!) blames White. White flies away. Good for him. 

The snake leader loses his job after getting Fang-Kwon-Do’d. Snake general is new snake leader. He loses his legs but gets a cool stick and tail. Child is kicked out but he is now Dora the Explorer and has a map.

Squad is struggling with no shelter or food. They feel bad for how they treated White (finally!). White flies back. White was actually following Birb this whole time and found cool ship in the desert. They have a new home now. They party and have another food fight as if they didn’t just have little to no food. Gremlin child passes by desert ship and feels sad but keeps walking because he is definitely evil.

Okay Ninjago fandom, let’s see if we can play a game.

I’m going to briefly summarise the plot of of the first pilot episode in a comedic way, and the next person must do the same for the next episode. Each person must check the reblogs to so they can do the most recent episode, and we should just have a chain of simplified Ninjago episodes. You are allowed to reblog this multiple times. I’ll start:

Ninjago Pilots: Episode 1 - Way of the Ninja

Local independent business owner, Kai, gets heckled by an old man and then biker skeletons show up and kidnap Kai’s sister for no reason. The old man tells Kai that the skeletons work for his evil brother who he pushed into a hole once, and then he promises to teach Kai the art of spinning real fast. However Kai only learns the art of spilling the tea. Then Kai gets attacked by ninja and must fight them with his toothbrush!

Fic Prompt #1!

Boreas = Show Zane

Red = Movie Kai

Ship Name: Icedcoffee (technically a version of opposite shipping)

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"Do not give me that look."

Red peeks over the kitchen island. "But Boreasssss-"

Boreas shakes his head. "Absolutely not. I sincerely apologize, but i cannot allow you to continue with this."

Red shoots him his best puppy-dog eyes. Boreas tightens the Look of Disappointment™️ on his face, though his fingers tremble ever so slightly. "I said no, Lantern, and that is final. It is for your own health."

Red climbs onto the kitchen island and slides over it so he's standing in front of Boreas. "Pleeeeaaaassse? I need it for cryptid hunting."

"You cannot go cryptid hunting tonight, it is a school night," Boreas counters, though there's a faint hitch to his voice. "I'm sorry, Red, but for the sake of your health and grades-"

His boyfriend leans into him, peering up with wide amber eyes and a faint pout. "But tonight's a great night for hunting Mothman... the moon is full and everything..."

The slight tremble to Boreas' fingers increases as he turns his head to the side, avoiding looking at Red. "I'm sorry. Please do not give me that look, this is for your own good."

"Okay..."

Red's quiet voice makes Boreas pause, and the tall nindroid makes the mistake of looking back down at his boyfriend.

His power source melts.

"Perhaps..." he starts, voice cracking. "Perhaps I can brew you an alternative mix. The "Potion of Could Kill the FSM", as you call that dreadful mix of caffeine, sugar, and 5-hour energy, is very bad for your health and I cannot in good mind allow you to drink it, especially at such an unreasonable hour. But perhaps... perhaps I can instead brew you some nice hot chocolate, and we could curl up with a movie together?"

Red looks at him as if he just offered him a plate of gold. "Cuddling? You and me?"

His face slowly goes red with a blush, and a few embers flicker in his gelled hair.

Aha. Boreas has him hooked now.

"Yes," he says. "Perhaps we can share a blanket? You could rest in my lap as well."

Red starts to bounce in joy. "Screw Mothman, I'm finding us the coziest blanket in the house-"

Boreas smiles. "That would be lovely, Lantern."

Red beams back. "Anything for you, Snowball!"

The coffee is poured down the drain as Red races out of the room, and Boreas chuckles to himself.

He really is in love with this bi disaster, isn't he.

He very much does! Or a metal fist, at least, with his arm— it’s this whole “you wanted me to be the bad guy? Fine.” thing. He acts very tough in front of others, but he melts to his sad, unconfident self when he’s alone with this friends.

Boi misses his mom and is extremely happy when she wakes up, though very shy over what she’ll think of him (both because he took out his dad & took over the city, and because of the dragon puberty thing)

Here's an ask for the Evil Ninja Force AU

I think Wu would definitely try to work things with his students

Oh he absolutely tries. He's not going to get too far, because those six have each other's back tighter than anything and they're sick of the city's crap, but he might be able to get them to tone it down on the world domination thing a little.

They still rule the city though, at least, and maybe a few surrounding islands / continents (hc that the other realms are continents in the movie!verse, like Djinnjago and the Never Realm and the Cloud Kingdom and whatnot)

Ninjago Season 1: Episode 4: Never Trust a Snake

White has a dream where funky birb tells him to “WAKE UP, ZANE.” White follows birb’s advice and wakes up. Everything still feels inception-y and when he’s on the deck Lord G, the man, the myth, the legend shows up and demands the ice triangles and other golden plot devices. White says no. Lord G slam dunks him in a trash can.

Green Ninja ex machina appears to save him, posing dramatically with the birb.

“Who are you?” White wonders.

He never finds out because birbs flood the deck.

White wakes up for real but thinks he’s still in inception- a pillow to the face clears that up. The Fruity Bois train and do stretches on the deck with very awkward lego animation. Grumpy Old Man asks them a riddle because he is a sphinx now. They must answer the riddle, but fail miserably because they all role nat 1 on Wisdom and are more focused on who will be the Green Ninja

Meanwhile, GarmaGremlin takes the Vampire Sneks across the snow to fight the Hypno Sneks. Turns out Vampire Snek leader and Hypno Snek are total dude bros / speed run enemies to lovers and the war is called off. GarmaGremlin runs off with no allies.

He wanders the desert because this kid can just travel huge distances in short time and finds a tomb. Only one snek is inside. Very casually implied cannibalism in a kid’s show. Friendship with Hypno Snek and Vampire Snek over, now Pythor P. Chumsworth is his new best friend / henchman.

They steal candy from triplets and other very evil deeds. GarmaGremlin trauma dumps on Pythor P. Chumsworth and says he was kicked out of bad boi school because he’s a not-bad-sad-boi. Pythor P. Chumsworth suggests revenge even though we are several seasons away from a snake that wants revenge.

Grumpy Old Man still does not have an answer to his cryptic riddle. The Fruity Bois go to stop GarmaGremlin and Pythor P. Chumsworth at bad boi school. They break through the roof on an anchor and find kidnapped bad bois at the bottom, then race up. Blue takes the elevator. Black climbs the chains. Blue takes the elevator. Red and White take the stairs and get slimed. Blue takes the elevator.

Did I mention Blue takes the elevator.

Pythor P. Chumsworth is confronted by Blue, because the elevator was actually the one choice they didn’t expect, grabs the map, snitches on the kid, and dips. Blue kidnapps GarmaGremlin.

GarmaGremlin, being Grumpy Old Man’s nephew, gets read a bedtime story. Riddle is finally solved. GarmaGremlin is now GarmaLesserGremlin.

Okay Ninjago fandom, let’s see if we can play a game.

I’m going to briefly summarise the plot of of the first pilot episode in a comedic way, and the next person must do the same for the next episode. Each person must check the reblogs to so they can do the most recent episode, and we should just have a chain of simplified Ninjago episodes. You are allowed to reblog this multiple times. I’ll start:

Ninjago Pilots: Episode 1 - Way of the Ninja

Local independent business owner, Kai, gets heckled by an old man and then biker skeletons show up and kidnap Kai’s sister for no reason. The old man tells Kai that the skeletons work for his evil brother who he pushed into a hole once, and then he promises to teach Kai the art of spinning real fast. However Kai only learns the art of spilling the tea. Then Kai gets attacked by ninja and must fight them with his toothbrush!