I FEEL SO STUPID FOR NOT CATCHING THAT THAT SCENES A METAPHOR FOR GAY SEX HELPPPP LMFAOOO (I Was Distracted

I FEEL SO STUPID FOR NOT CATCHING THAT THAT SCENES A METAPHOR FOR GAY SEX HELPPPP LMFAOOO (I was distracted by hua cheng being fucking gorgeous)

The tgcf English dub dice rolling gambler’s den scene has me Insane, like it was already a metaphor for gay sex in the book but oh. My god. The dialogue choices in the donghua dub. Fuck.

Like let’s take a look at these out of context:

“No, relax. Gently.”

“Like this?”

“Yes that’s perfect.”

“Again?”

“Yes.”

“You see? It’s bigger now. You’re doing great, don’t stop.”

Horniest possible dialogue, 30/10, I need to shake the scriptwriter’s hand.

a helpful tutorial

I was taking with my friend about good omens and we were wondering how the hell aziraphale-as-crowley managed to get into that bath without getting his socks wet and so I drew this ‘helpful’ guide.

I like to imagine that all the demons had to just awkwardly stand around watching him clamber around getting into this bathtub… @neil-gaiman can you confirm?

So yes, Feng Xin’s heavenly title got bastardized to basically mean ‘big dick’, and that is hilarious and great. We love that for him.

But I feel like the fandom often forgets that Mu Qing’s weapon of choice is a sword(specifically a saber). A TWO METER LONG ONE. And i don’t think I need to tell anyone here that a sword is a common euphemism for dick.

Whether it was intentional or not, both parts of FengQing have a dick joke baked into their character, and I for one think that’s amazing.

HYPERFIXATION SO BAD I PHYSICALLY CANT BREATHE WHILE LOOKING AT CONTENT FOR IT BECAUSE IF I DO I WILL SCREAM (I WISH I WAS KIDDING.)

kinda feel bad to whoever I date next, he’s got a lot of cosplays to do with me. I will be forcing him to cosplay Soukoku, Hualian, and Darcy and Elizabeth (yes from pride and prejudice what else?) OH AND ALSO FYOLAI

where’s someone to cosplay the chuuya to my dazai… totally not for soukoku cosplayers curse reasons- never- I’m not a lonely bitch what that’s crazy-