So Yes, Feng Xins Heavenly Title Got Bastardized To Basically Mean Big Dick, And That Is Hilarious And

So yes, Feng Xin’s heavenly title got bastardized to basically mean ‘big dick’, and that is hilarious and great. We love that for him.

But I feel like the fandom often forgets that Mu Qing’s weapon of choice is a sword(specifically a saber). A TWO METER LONG ONE. And i don’t think I need to tell anyone here that a sword is a common euphemism for dick.

Whether it was intentional or not, both parts of FengQing have a dick joke baked into their character, and I for one think that’s amazing.

a helpful tutorial

I was taking with my friend about good omens and we were wondering how the hell aziraphale-as-crowley managed to get into that bath without getting his socks wet and so I drew this ‘helpful’ guide.

I like to imagine that all the demons had to just awkwardly stand around watching him clamber around getting into this bathtub… @neil-gaiman can you confirm?

Asagiri you fucking genius

guys I take back every bad thing I've said about him, he's crazy good

That very specific type of self hatred that only occurs to children of self fulfilled literature professors. Nothing I like is elegant enough for them, it’s all cute and very accessible. Song of Achilles has “childish” writing good for teens she says. No metaphor can ever beat Shakespeare and neither will I.

HELP OMG I LOVE THIS I now consider all of these events as canon within bsd :))

I was just reading about the irl authors.....

Verlaine, I saw what you did. /hj

THEY'RE LIKE THE WESTERN VERSION OF IRL SOUKOKU LOL-

I can see why bsd Verlaine is Chuuya's brother now......he's also drunk, shot his partner irl, and started fights.

And irl Rimbaud mocked him like how Dazai teases Chuuya all the time.

@the-former-assassin-king @corpse-to-ability

oh good lord Xie Lian i understand you COMPLETELY I would fall for Hua Cheng too god damn (he just showed up again on the cart and his ENGLISH VA, SIR) (I watched it in mandarin when I watched it ages ago but I’m multitasking while rewatching so English)