Klavir: Here You Go, Pyke, A Nice Hot Cup Of Coffee!

Klavir: Here you go, Pyke, a nice hot cup of coffee!

Pyke: It's cold.

Klavir: A nice cup of coffee.

Pyke: It's horrible!

Klavir: Cup of coffee.

Pyke: I'm not sure if this even IS coffee.

Klavir: C U P.

*Laboosh and Pyke are texting*

Laboosh: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste. NONE.

Pyke: I got spring water.

Laboosh: NO!

Pyke: With EXTRA minerals!

Pyke: It’s like licking a stalagmite!

Laboosh: DON’T COME HOME!

Pyke: Mmmmmm, cave water.

posting a kremy every single day until new episodes of OUAW are out DAY 22

Bro was so far in denial so long he wrote a CONFESSION LETTER but his brain still defaults to “COVER UP HIDE IT NOONE CAN KNOW” on the regular.

Or maybe he’s just shy and ~100 of his husband’s employees asking if they’ve fucked is embarrassing? Just spitballing here

(I think both)

//yessss

"did you fuck your way up the corporate ladder gideon?"

kremy:"mr. coal, i want to see you in my office"

the rest of the carnies: "oooooooooooooo"

-and they are like discussing killing chuckles off once and for all, while gideon is practicably undressing him with is eyes, face redder than ever, daydreaming of 'spreading them angel's wings'.

Lethica: Marius! I can't do this stupid math!

Marius: What’s the math problem?

Lethica: Well, we have to add the bed, subtract the clothes divide the legs, and hope we don’t multiply.

Yorgrim , covering Jerichos ears: Not going to lie that was hella smooth.

Jornir , proudly: I slept.

Skrimm : Is that so much of a rare thing that you have to say it?