pickup lines and incorrect quotes relating to LoA
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Klavir: What is wrong with you?
Chuckles : Loaded question. Elaborate.
Dandy: Are you busy?
Rett: Yes.
Dandy: Cool, listen to this...
Rett: I am the most responsible person in the group.
Pyke: …You just set the kitchen on fire.
Rett: Yes, and I take full responsibility for that.
Rett: I am the most responsible person in the group.
Pyke: …You just set the kitchen on fire.
Rett: Yes, and I take full responsibility for that.
Dandy: Are they stupid?
Rett: Yes, but they prefer to be called Chuckles .
Dandy: Are they stupid?
Rett: Yes, but they prefer to be called Chuckles .
Rett: Please could you go to the shop and get a carton of milk, if they have avacodos get six.
Klavir, coming back from the store with six cartons of milk: They had avacados!
Chuckles : Oh god, they texted you ‘hi.’’ punctuation only means one thing, Dandy. They're mad at you.
Dandy: No, it's Laboosh. They're just being gramatically correct!
*meanwhile*
Laboosh: And then I used a period so they'd know that I'm mad at them.
Pyke: A period doesn't say 'I'm mad', it says 'you're dead to me'.
Laboosh: I stand by my choice.
Bitzy: Pyke, say you’re sorry to Gideon.
Pyke: Oh, I won’t do that. Apologizing is for the weak and wrong, which is why Gideon should do it to me, because they are weak, and wrong.
Laboosh: How has life been treating you lately?
Chuckles : Horribly.
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Briggsy: I have an idea.
Lethica: A good idea?
Briggsy: Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
Yorgrim: *sighs* I have no friends...
Peggy:
Peggy: *coughs* Bitch, what am I? A roach?!
Chuckles : I have one foot in the grave but in a kind of fun flirty way, the way one might slip on a fishnet stocking.
Gricko writing the best fanfic: CHARACTER. FLAWS. ARE. FUCKING. IMPORTANT.
Farryn: Me when someone tells me to stop eating mayo packets like they’re gogurt tubes.
Chuckles : Can I ask a dumb question?
Laboosh: Better than anyone I know.
Skrimm : Like they say, "If you can't beat them, curl up in a ball and protect your organs."
Bitzy: Where are my fucking keys?
Peggy: Bitzy, Grumly is around, can you say it a little nicer?
Bitzy: May I ascertain the whereabouts of my FUCKING KEYS?!
Bitzy: What does a winner do when life gives them lemons?
Peggy: Um, make lemonade?
Bitzy: No, they squeeze them right back into life’s eyes!