Laboosh - Tumblr Posts
*laboosh and Dandy are in a mirror maze*
Laboosh, seeing Dandy: C'mon, you got it! Almost through!
Dandy: I see you! *runs straight into a mirror, shattering it*
Laboosh: *screams*
Pyke: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Chuckles and Rett's convo?
Dandy: Me. I'm in the laundry basket.
Klavir: I'm in the washing machine.
Laboosh: I'm in the closet.
Dandy: We accept you Laboosh. <3
Laboosh: No I'm literally in the closet.
Dandy: Love is love. <3
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What was the convo abt? Wrong answers only
Laboosh: You know what they say: you snooze you lose. And it looks like you snost and you lost.
Rett: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Chuckles : >:O language
Dandy: Yeah watch your fucking language
Pyke: Okay, who taught Dandy the fuck word?!
Laboosh: 'The fuck word'.
Klavir: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Dandy: Oh my god they censored it
Laboosh: Say fuck, Klavir.
Dandy: Do it, Klavir. Say fuck.
Rett: Your smile? It makes my day.
Pyke: Your happiness? I live for that.
Klavir: A room? Get one.
Laboosh: Hotel? Trivago.
Chuckles : I am the most responsible person in the group.
Laboosh: …You just set the kitchen on fire.
Chuckles : Yes, and I take full responsibility for that.
*Laboosh and Pyke are texting*
Laboosh: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste. NONE.
Pyke: I got spring water.
Laboosh: NO!
Pyke: With EXTRA minerals!
Pyke: It’s like licking a stalagmite!
Laboosh: DON’T COME HOME!
Pyke: Mmmmmm, cave water.
Laboosh: *heading out to see Klavir*
Rett: Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do!
Laboosh: I think I crossed that line when I got a date.
Laboosh: Are you packed for the trip?
Chuckles : Yup.
Laboosh: Then where are your bags?
Chuckles : All I’m bringing is a good attitude and a sense of adventure.
Laboosh: A change of underwear might be nice.
Chuckles : Remember that time you dared me to lick a swingset?
Laboosh: No, I said "Chuckles , don't lick that swingset" and you said "Don't tell me what to do" and licked the swingset.
Klavir: What if we were stranded on a desert island? Who would you eat?
Laboosh: Pyke.
Klavir: So fast? Wh-what about me? I would eat you!
Laboosh: That’s very nice, I guess.
Klavir: Why wouldn’t you eat me? I’m your best friend.
Laboosh: Look, if other people are having some, I’ll try you.
Klavir, to the Squad: I’d die for you.
Rett: Then perish.
Pyke: You will.
Dandy: Please don’t.
Chuckles : Coool.
Laboosh: I’d die for you first.
*The squad is asked what they would do with 5 children with only 3 chairs.*
Dandy: Get two more chairs!
Pyke: They can get their own chairs.
Rett: Make them fight for it.
Klavir: You only need one chair to beat them all with.
Chuckles : I would never be near children.
Pyke: you're a clown-
Laboosh: Kill two.
Chuckles : Can I ask a dumb question?
Laboosh: Better than anyone I know.
Laboosh: How has life been treating you lately?
Chuckles : Horribly.