Gideon: Youre Not Jealous, Are You?

Gideon: you’re not jealous, are you?

Kremy, very jealous: no

Gideon: good. ‘Cause I consider my ironic marriage with you much more meaningful than the pixies.

I need someone to take an attempt at my life

*Bullying Prevention Day at school*

Teacher: Frost, what would you do if one of your classmates viciously teased you again and again?

Frost: Oh, that’s easy. I’d take a pencil out of my pencil case—

Teacher: To write something to your teacher?

Frost: —make sure that it’s really sharp, and ram it into their eye at full tilt! My mom always says the pencil is mightier than the sword because they can’t outlaw bringing pencils to school!

Teacher: *internal screaming*

Kill me, it's for the greater good

Once Upon a Whitchlight Incorrect Quote

Kremy: Hey Gricko! Where is Gideon? I mean he is my knight in shining armor after all.

Gricko: He’s uhh…busy.

Frost: Being a fool.

Kremy: What kind of fool?

Frost: The everything is now on fire kind.

Torbek: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

Gideon: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents.

Torbek: If Torbek had a dollar for every ounce of rage Torbek felt in his body after he read this text, Torbek would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you.

Frost: Actually I did the math, Gideon would have $225, not $0.15.

Gideon: Fam I’m right here....

Kremy: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Torbek: while you’re there could you buy Torbek an apply juice please?

Kremy: Sorry I only have a dollar.

Torbek: :(

Frost: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Gideon would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent.

Kremy: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice.

Frost: You can buy anything you want with $22,500.

Twig: Yeah and he want soda and apply juice.

Frost: Apply juice to what.

Twig: Directly to the forehead.

Gideon: Great chat everyone.