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Torbek: New year, new Torbek.
Kremy: Bitch, it’s August.
Torbek: Time is an illusion.
Torbek: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Gideon: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents.
Torbek: If Torbek had a dollar for every ounce of rage Torbek felt in his body after he read this text, Torbek would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you.
Frost: Actually I did the math, Gideon would have $225, not $0.15.
Gideon: Fam I’m right here....
Kremy: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Torbek: while you’re there could you buy Torbek an apply juice please?
Kremy: Sorry I only have a dollar.
Torbek: :(
Frost: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Gideon would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent.
Kremy: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice.
Frost: You can buy anything you want with $22,500.
Twig: Yeah and he want soda and apply juice.
Frost: Apply juice to what.
Twig: Directly to the forehead.
Gideon: Great chat everyone.
Twig: I don't follow the rules. I follow dogs on social media.
Torbek: Gricko told Torbek that brown is just navy orange, and Torbek has never been more disappointed with something he agrees with.
Kremy: *sucking on a popsicle*
Gideon: Pfft, you practicing for later or somethin’?
Kremy: *takes a huge ass bite out of the popsicle*
Gideon: *Concern*
Gideon: you’re not jealous, are you?
Kremy, very jealous: no
Gideon: good. ‘Cause I consider my ironic marriage with you much more meaningful than the pixies.
Torbek: Do you ever think? Because Torbek does not
Twig: Hand me the people opener.
Kremy:
Kremy: Pardon?
Twig, annoyed: The g! Just hand it to me!
Kremy, stressed: WHAT THE FUCK IS A PEOPLE OPENER?
Twig: How do you not know what a people opener is? Its pointy- you know? With a handle?
Kremy: Knife. It's called a knife.
Frost: I think I mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart.
Hmmmmm
Booker: *sniff* Grumley…what fucking perfume are you wearing??? Grumely:…I’m not wearing any?? Jean Claude:*comes in spraying perfume on his neck* Well! Hello there Booker! Peggy:…booker I think they were- Booker: shut up Peggy. Bitsy:…I thought your brother had a boyfriend!
(I will PURGE this account with KnightLawyer, also, pls give me more ship names, I can’t 😭🙏🏻)
(I can’t fucking spell)
the eom crew, composed of a demon, a vampire, a cultist, an undead pirate, another cultist and a gravedigger: the stakes may be against us, but we are friends and we will prevail!
the uprooted crew, composed of small critters: ok bitsy now hit the second tower
Twig: So oxygen went on a date with potassium, it went... OK.
Gricko: I thought oxygen was dating magnesium, OMG.
Twig: Actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like NO.
Torbek: Torbek thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins.
Frost: Looks like someone's a HO.
Gricko: NaBrO.
Kremy: I'm done with all of you!
Teacher: Your child was in a fight.
Kremy: Oh no, that’s terrible!
Gideon: Did they win?
Twig: Gideon, I got suspended from school…
Gideon: WHAT?!?! What did you do?
Twig: My teacher pointed at me with a ruler, and he said “there is an idiot at the end of this ruler”.
Gideon: And…?
Twig: I asked which end…
Gideon, unable to contain his laughter: Okay, you just made my day.
Frost: Look, last night was a mistake.
Torbek: A sexy mistake.
Frost: No, just a regular mistake.
Frost: Being smart has never stopped me from being a complete fucking idiot.
Gricko: You don't know anything about me!
Frost: I know EVERYTHING about you! You are an open book written for very dumb children!
Gideon: Hey, Kremy. What kind of flowers do you prefer?
Kremy: i don’t know, I like sunflowers I guess?
Gideon, pulling out a bouquet of Venus Flytraps: Well, shit-
The Krew’s reactions to being called straight:
Kremy: The fuck, no I'm not.
Gricko: Excuse the hell out of you?
Twig: Ding dong, you are wrong!
Frost: Who told you that? And why did they lie?
Torbek: Rude.
Gideon: *punches the person*
Kremy: I just heard Gid call the dog a “fucking liar” because he barked like someone was at the door and no one was there.