Marius: Stop Setting Things On Fire Because You're Curious About What Will Happen. What Will Happen Is

Marius: Stop setting things on fire because you're curious about what will happen. What will happen is fire.

Gricko: But what if something else happens just this one time.

Lethica: How is the most beautiful person in the world?

Marius: *blushing* I—

Briggsy, butting into the conversation: Yorgrim is perfect, thanks for asking.

Hey, I know this is advertised as a OUAW Incorrect Quotes account—and it is, don’t get me wrong—but I’ve been thinking about including a couple of the other Avantris campaigns into the mix (right now I’ve just been thinking about Icebound, since that’s the one I’m currently watching, but it won’t be the only one I’ll end up including).

This’ll still be a predominantly OUAW IQ account, but I’m just gonna add some variation into the mix.

Anyway, back to your regularly scheduled programming :)

Klavir: Dearly Beloved, we are here today to remember Chuckles , taken from us in the prime of life; when they were crushed by a runaway semi, driven by the Incredible Hulk.

Chuckles : Aww, you knew my favorite cause of death.

*The Squad is eating dinner*

Jericho : Can you pass the salt?

Farryn: *throws Marius across the table*

I want to choke on my tears and die