Ol Jericho Sticks - Tumblr Posts
"Welcome to Druskenvald, bitch!"
Also known as "POV you stepped into the wrong dread domain, motherfucker"
It's them! The Edge of Midnight crew have become the maggots that are crawling around my true and utter LoA brainrot.
Spoilers under the cut for an alt version of the pic :D
I couldn't not do the meme
i dont have rizz I have big doll crow eyes and many unsettling things to say
group therapy session :]
![Group Therapy Session :]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/12796d5c68f07e978b9407ba207c8b9b/e949e690a2edec97-91/s500x750/298f9c8c5387ccea67fbf05fe1a2ba05d90e8e0b.png)
I firmly believe these two would be besties considering the parallels between them (I mean come on. they've even got matching missing bits of their shoes! same sad little creature different font!!)
It's incredible the Effect of Altitude on Cognitive Performance and Mood States
(Also like death and curses, but bah! Details)
I'm so glad the creepy crow is back, keep him Corvidae, no humanoid body, too much for the poor great Duque of hell with thirty armies of demons under his command-
Scene:
Me: walking back and forth in my room. Clutching my arm, phone inches from my face. It's almost midnight, but nothing can pry me away.
Would you guess it's a dnd campaign?
Edge of Midnight is currently breaking my brain
EoM S1Ep6
“I cast suggestion on her” JERICHO THAT IS A CHILD! she is like 6, bro could be easily persuaded like Lethica did by saying she would get a present.
but this whole conversation between one child and like a handful of adults is absolutely fire
EoM S1Ep10
something for sure is happening! love how expressive the party is in their reactions, glad that we aren't alone in how off-put we are to whatever is happening as well
LoA Character Headcanons
In honor of valentines day, I must share my ace+aro hcs
Once Upon a Witchlight
Gideon Coal - aromantic
Kremy Lecroux - asexual spec/demisexual
Twig - aroace
Morning Frost - aroace spec
Edge of Midnight
Yorgrim - aroace spec
Ol' Jericho Sticks - asexual
Lethica Nightborne - aromantic spec/demiromantic
Stardust Rhapsody (i am not caught up so these are more based on pure vibes)
Pyke - aroace spec
Leboosh - aroace
Rett - asexual
Dandy - aroace
Chuckles - aromantic spec
Kavir - aro or ace spec
Roots/One-shots
Bitsy - aroace
Jericho: It’s the gift that keeps giving! Farryn: It’s the flower that keeps blooming! Marius: It’s the boat that keeps sailing! Lethica: It’s the serial killer that keeps stabbing!
Jericho: if two jokes where stuck on the moon and one killed the other with a rock would that be fucked up or what?
Marius: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.
Jericho : Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.
Marius: ...
Marius: You mean ring bearER, right?
Jericho : ...
Marius: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.
GaN GaN LOOK
THE FIRST THING I GOT!
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Lethiy: Pfft, you should meet Jericho , they're such a tsundere.
Yorgrim: They... they just stabbed you.
Lethica: So cute.
Marius : It's pretty cold outside.. wanna hold hands? We should stay close.
Jericho, blushing: Okay.
Lethica: It's summer.
Briggsy They couldn't find their way out of a paper bag.
Jericho : That's not true! I found my way out of a paper bag yesterday!
Jericho : sir-
Marius: No, no, hold up, rewind.
Marius: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??
Jericho: The stars are so beautiful...
Marius : They're just giant balls of gas.
Jericho: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-
Marius : And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.
Jericho: Oh...
Jericho : Operation no more distractions is a go!
*not even 10 seconds later*
Jericho : Oh, look! A butterfly!
*At a dinner party, the guests converse while the host is away*
Yorgrim: So how do you know the host?
Jericho : They were a former vegan, and they bought milk.
Briggsy: That BITCH!
Farryn: I pulled them over for money laundering.
Marius: I'm chaperoning their dinner party.
Lethica: They stole a baconator!
Briggsy: That BITCH!
Yorgrim: I tanked the store they were managing and they convinced me to quit from one of the only jobs I've ever had. Now I'm living off of unemployment checks and fear!