Henry: Hi Mom, What Are You Making For The School Bake Sale?

Henry: Hi Mom, what are you making for the school bake sale?

Emma: Oh, I was thinking of making chocolate chip muffins.

Regina: I'll probably make an apple pie.

(Henry and Emma look at each other)

Regina: What?

Henry: How about you make a blueberry pie?

Regina: I thought the town trusts me!

Emma: Yeah, they don't trust you that much.

Regina: Emma, someone just got sucked into a portal!

Emma: ...

Emma: I decided that after the 37th time, I would just give up.

Roni: So if we're not cursed, explain how you became a detective? Weaver: The same way you became a bartender. Roni: Roni: I hate you.

Hook: Wait, so the gentleman who played that handsome pirate also played the chocolate maker, the fellow with scissorhands, and the crazy lad who makes hats?

Henry: Yeeess.

Hook: Wow, they really must use magic to make movies!

Emma: You know, I actually still feel really bad about killing Cruella.

Regina: Yeah, I still feel bad about killing Graham, King Leopold, and my father.

Emma: Didn't you also kill hundreds of villagers?

Regina: Weren't you also the Dark One?

Emma:

Emma: Maybe we should choose not to live in the past.

Regina: Agreed.

Before the Wedding

Snow: Oh Emma, you look so beautiful.

Emma: Thanks Mom. Now are all the...

Snow: Yes, all the portals and transportations between realms that we know of are shut down.