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Roni: So if we're not cursed, explain how you became a detective? Weaver: The same way you became a bartender. Roni: Roni: I hate you.

Hook: Hey David, remember when we climbed that beanstalk?

David: Oh yeah, that was quite an adventure.

Emma: You guys climbed a beanstalk together?

(Hook and David nod)

Emma: Well, that makes that moment a lot less special.

Hook: The stars look beautiful tonight.

Emma: Yeah, they do.

Hook: You know what else looks beautiful?

Emma: Regina.

Hook: What?

Emma: You know, I've been thinking, maybe we don't appreciate Whale enough.

Snow: Well, he did deliver Neal.

Zelena: He helped deliver Robin.

Henry: He helped me when I ate that poison apple.

David: He helped me during that coma.

Hook: He helped me when I got hit by that car.

Emma: Wait, does our town have any other doctor?

Everyone:

Regina: Snow, do you actually have a teaching degree?

Snow: Did you actually run in a election?

Regina: Touché.

Regina: Emma, someone's stuck in a hole!

Emma: Have you tried true love's kiss?

Regina: Why would we do that?

Emma: I don't know. It's worked for everything else.

Robin: Mommy, why did you name me after a bird?

Zelena: I actually named you after your father.

Robin: Was it love at first sight?

Zelena: Ummm, I'll tell you the story one day.

Robin: Oh, okay.

Zelena: (whispers) ... in a hundred years.

Robin: What was that?

Zelena: Nothing.

Regina: Emma, someone just got sucked into a portal!

Emma: ...

Emma: I decided that after the 37th time, I would just give up.

Family Having Fast Food

Emma: Hey Zelena, want some onion rings?

Zelena:

Zelena:

Emma: It was one time!

Emma: You know, Marty McFly is way more relatable after being in his situation.

Hook: Why is there a lady in the phone?

Henry: (sighs) She's not actually in the...

Henry: She's really tiny.

Hook: Oh...

A Trip to the Zoo

Henry: Look at those monkeys.

Emma: Aww, they're really cute.

Hook: (low voice) Well, you have always had a thing for monkeys.

Henry: Awkward.

Emma: Will you never let that go?

Henry: Hi Mom, what are you making for the school bake sale?

Emma: Oh, I was thinking of making chocolate chip muffins.

Regina: I'll probably make an apple pie.

(Henry and Emma look at each other)

Regina: What?

Henry: How about you make a blueberry pie?

Regina: I thought the town trusts me!

Emma: Yeah, they don't trust you that much.

Snow: David, do you ever think it's weird that we named our son after our daughter's ex?

David: Um...

David: No.

Snow: Oh.

(silence)

David: Whoa.

Emma: Archie, can I ask you something?

Archie: Of course, Emma. What's on your mind?

Emma: Do you actually pay for your sessions?

Archie:

Archie:

Emma: You know, I actually still feel really bad about killing Cruella.

Regina: Yeah, I still feel bad about killing Graham, King Leopold, and my father.

Emma: Didn't you also kill hundreds of villagers?

Regina: Weren't you also the Dark One?

Emma:

Emma: Maybe we should choose not to live in the past.

Regina: Agreed.

Before the Wedding

Snow: Oh Emma, you look so beautiful.

Emma: Thanks Mom. Now are all the...

Snow: Yes, all the portals and transportations between realms that we know of are shut down.

Hook: Wait, so the gentleman who played that handsome pirate also played the chocolate maker, the fellow with scissorhands, and the crazy lad who makes hats?

Henry: Yeeess.

Hook: Wow, they really must use magic to make movies!

A Day in Class

Snow: Class, your assignment is to design a family tree.

(Henry gets into a mini panic attack)

Snow: Uhh Henry, don't worry. I'll come up with something else for you.