Gonna Be Honest, Im Not Anti Dad For One Theory. Im Not Pro Dad For One Theory. It Exists And I Find

Gonna be honest, I’m not anti Dad for one theory. I’m not pro dad for one theory. It exists and I find fun in both theories.

What I love more than the theories is the dozens of posts I’ve seen of fandom extremist infighting, where some people constantly hate on the theory like it killed their extended family all while attacking the character of anyone who would think such a thing was possible, while the other portion of fandom extremists on the complete opposite end of the fight are all all “HAVE YOU SEEN THAT AFO HAS EYES/HAIR/TWO ARMS AND LEGS/SITS DOWN/STANDS/HAS EMOTIONAL EXPRESSIONS?! SO DOES DEKU! THIS IS UNDENIABLE PROOF THAT HE IS THE FATHER AND IF YOU CAN’T SEE THAT YOU’RE [insert over the top insult here].”

I find this fascinating.

I want those two halves of this argument to go to anime paternity court. And I want Horikoshi to be the judge with the little envelope that, after listening to both sides go off, dramatically opens it up and announces to the two (usually deranged looking at this point when it comes to those shows) sides of the court room that “AFO? You… are/are not the father!”

Both sides absolutely will burst into tears. One side will start cussing at the other for reasons. One might even demand money for pain and suffering it put them through. Meanwhile the back of the courtroom (who are the people who are more chill about it) are just oohing and ahhhing over all of it and clapping at the end while the drama still continues.

May not have been able to walk away from this like I first thought

More MHA plot thoughts that burden my brain:

Yakuza Aizawa AU

After the sports festival and before he can be moved into the hero course, Aizawa ends up being scouted into the Shie Hassaikai for his talents and ability to keep Kai (his now younger brother) in line. With little choice in the matter now that his path to becoming a hero has been stollen from him, he commits his all into being a fair enforcer and right hand to the current head. When Kai gets old enough and is able to take over, Shouta still plans on leaving and following his dream to become a hero on his own. Unfortunately, the old head steps down due to his health and Shouta is forced to accept his new place as the leader. Despite his reluctance, he is one of the best leaders in this new age of quirks, sending Kai through hero school so he can become a more legal enforcer and have the license to use his quirk which helps with business. He also funds the Eight Bullet’s agency with Kai as the pro hero Overhaul, and his sidekicks all being reformed villains and criminals. It’s a not so secret secret that their agency is in the heart of the Shie Hassaikai’s territory and that no other hero agency dares to step over that boundary.

Despite all that, it is one of the safer areas to live in, and since Aizawa has become acting head, crime has decreased and drugs have been reduced and stayed out of schools and far from minors. Even the number of weapons have been reduced and the amount of quirked crimes have gone down.

Everything is going great until some moron decided to kidnap Aizawa’s adopted daughter in broad daylight from her school. Aizawa may seem like a fare, level headed man, but all common sense is out the window when his daughter is threatened. Heads will roll and blood will be spilt.

Meanwhile, far enough away to be an inconvenience, The Radio Hero Present Mic is off duty, just trying to go home when he comes across a very scared little girl under very strange circumstances. Of course his phone is dead, so he decides to escort the child home before their parents can worry.

I love these boys so much. I can absolutely see them attempting and failing to wingman for each other over the holidays.

"Hopeless Love"

Fuyumi teases Shoto about his new crush, and Enji and Tenko struggle to figure out what to do with their own - respective - crushes.

[Shiggy-Endeavor Agency AU]

Why do I get the feeling this applies to both of them? Same energy. I can hear it in both their voices.

Eri: I want my daddy!

Present Mic: I want your daddy, too!

Eri: You can’t have him! He’s my daddy first!

Present Mic: well, actually–

SMACK!

Aizawa: Stop fighting with a child, you child!

Present Mic: But, daddy!

SMACK!

More MHA plot thoughts that burden my brain:

Yakuza Aizawa AU

After the sports festival and before he can be moved into the hero course, Aizawa ends up being scouted into the Shie Hassaikai for his talents and ability to keep Kai (his now younger brother) in line. With little choice in the matter now that his path to becoming a hero has been stollen from him, he commits his all into being a fair enforcer and right hand to the current head. When Kai gets old enough and is able to take over, Shouta still plans on leaving and following his dream to become a hero on his own. Unfortunately, the old head steps down due to his health and Shouta is forced to accept his new place as the leader. Despite his reluctance, he is one of the best leaders in this new age of quirks, sending Kai through hero school so he can become a more legal enforcer and have the license to use his quirk which helps with business. He also funds the Eight Bullet’s agency with Kai as the pro hero Overhaul, and his sidekicks all being reformed villains and criminals. It’s a not so secret secret that their agency is in the heart of the Shie Hassaikai’s territory and that no other hero agency dares to step over that boundary.

Despite all that, it is one of the safer areas to live in, and since Aizawa has become acting head, crime has decreased and drugs have been reduced and stayed out of schools and far from minors. Even the number of weapons have been reduced and the amount of quirked crimes have gone down.

Everything is going great until some moron decided to kidnap Aizawa’s adopted daughter in broad daylight from her school. Aizawa may seem like a fare, level headed man, but all common sense is out the window when his daughter is threatened. Heads will roll and blood will be spilt.

Meanwhile, far enough away to be an inconvenience, The Radio Hero Present Mic is off duty, just trying to go home when he comes across a very scared little girl under very strange circumstances. Of course his phone is dead, so he decides to escort the child home before their parents can worry.