My take on incorrect quotes from the X-Men.
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Peter: Sex Is Not Dating.
Peter: Sex is not dating.
Scott: Yeah, if it were Peter and I would be dating.
Jean: What?
Scott: What?
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More Posts from Incorrectsilvercyclopsquotes
Scott: Ororo, do you know Peter’s type?
Ororo: Brown hair, always wears sunglasses, oblivious, leadership qualities.
Scott: Weird, that sounds like me.
Ororo: That’s because it is you, you oblivious dumbass. Now go ask him out.
Scott: You’re cute.
Pietro: I am an atrocity to God, but thank you.
Scott: Don’t be scared, I’ll protect you.
Peter: Babe, you really don’t ha-
*loud bang, lights go out*
Scott: *pushes Peter* KILL HIM NOT ME
Peter: …
Pietro: Okay, Scott. This is getting ridiculous now. It is clear that there is a sexual tension between us, but for some reason you decide not to act on it.
Scott: Um...
Pietro: Here, I made a PowerPoint presentation on why we should kiss:
1. I am very pretty
2. This is a classic enemies to lovers situation.
Crystal: Pietro, we're married...
Pietro: Details.
Cyclops and Quicksilver: *Leaving to go to their respective bases*
Quicksilver: *walking away* Byeeee!
Cyclops: Bye.
Quicksilver: I LOVE YOUUU!
Cyclops: I HATE YOUUU!
Quicksilver: I KNOOOOWW.