My take on incorrect quotes from the X-Men.
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Scott: Dont Be Scared, Ill Protect You.
Scott: Don’t be scared, I’ll protect you.
Peter: Babe, you really don’t ha-
*loud bang, lights go out*
Scott: *pushes Peter* KILL HIM NOT ME
Peter: …
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Peter: Scott freaked out because I told him I never drink water, so now he’s making me drink 8 glasses a day.
Peter: I mean, there’s water in soda, there’s water in coffee, there’s little pools of water on pizza…
Jean: …That’s grease, Peter.
Peter: Well, it’s wet, isn’t it?
Scott: Ororo, do you know Peter’s type?
Ororo: Brown hair, always wears sunglasses, oblivious, leadership qualities.
Scott: Weird, that sounds like me.
Ororo: That’s because it is you, you oblivious dumbass. Now go ask him out.
Cyclops: I’m gonna take you out.
Quicksilver: Great, it’s a date.
Cyclops: I meant that as a threat.
Quicksilver: I know, I’ll pick you up at eight.
Google maps: 10 minute walk
Scott: *bi, caffeinated* 8 minute walk
Peter: *sleep deprived* SKELETONS AREN’T SCARY.
Peter: WE’RE FILLED WITH PULSING, OOZING MEAT.
X-Men: *horrified silence*
Peter: IT’S THE MEAT THAT’S SCARY.
Peter: THE MEAT.
Erik: *sobbing* Peter, wha-
Scott: Honestly, nothing he says surprises me anymore.