Ladies, Gentlemen. Today Marks The Day That Will Go Down In Shipper History.

Ladies, gentlemen. Today Marks the day that will go down in shipper history.

Three rwby shippers, @epic-arc, @spahhzy and yours truly @infoglitch have gone head to head, throwing angst fic after angst fic.

But today on Sept 14th. I make my declaration.

Within my hands I hold tragedy, no jaune ship is ever going to be safe.

For my macanations of sorrow shall prick and prode until your all weeping.

For this..

Is

The

GLITCH CYCLE!

So to anyone, to EVERYONE who wishes to challenge me. Step right up. And welcome

To the final boss.

Info glitch, the thespian.

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Rwby character tag game ladies and gents.

Here I will lay out the rules

Obviously you need to tag your mutuals, someone you follow or someone who follows you.

Then you need to link a scene that got you to like one of your favorite RWBY characters. (If you can't find it, just say the scene, either is totally fine)

I'll begin and obviously mines going to be jaune and it was due to-

This fucking scene where pulls up in a dress. I tell you all this scene made me like jaune.

As for the people I'm tagging (i apologize in advance)

@epic-arc @spahhzy @philosophicalpug @howlingday and @reashot

All y'all mfs get your ass over here, right now.

Hello again, Jaune x OC anon here!

I know about the de-aged point. That's why I clarified it ruined ships for *me*. I already have gone through the "Adam is 25 so he's a groomer" debacle so I just try to avoid age gaps altogether, and as Jaune is like 30 mentally, it counts as an age gap. To *ME*. I didn't mean to come off as policing ships—if I did, I apologize.

Thank you all for your answers! We are cringe and we are free... One last question: anything you'd like to see more of in Jaune fics?

I apologize as well, I did not mean to seem like I took you stating your opinion as you policing ships. But regardless I understand your opinion (I may not agree with it fully but I get it.)

As for the thing I wish there was more of? It's rather strange but-

Jaune not being a fuckin sex god.

Istg this one thing drives me up the damn fuckin wall because all I can ask is "WHY?!"

Just let the noodle man be a fuckin loser I know he canonically has a magnum dong but for fucks sake that doesn't mean make him a completely different FUCKING CHARACTER! I SWEAR I'LL FIND WHOEVER CAME UP WITH THAT AND IM GONNA SHOVE A WOODEN DILDO UP THEIR ASS UNTIL THEY HAVE FUCKING SPLINTERS IN THEIR ASSHO-

..ok maybe I went overboard.. BUT STILL.

I get it, I get it, we all have interpretations of this fuckin noodle but God damnit do certain fics just piss me off.

Then again I've already stated this a year ago.. I think. Along with 100 other trash opinions on this noodle man. Gimme a sec I'll grab a link

Ah here we go

Hes probably also gonna say you gotta hang on the edge of tomorrow.

Father and son time

I've never really done any art with Alexander and Lance.. so here you go.

Call me a heretic but I liked v4 sheerly because it tried something a little different. Plus it gave us Oscar and Rose garden.

Then volume 5..

OH GOD VOLUME 5.

RWBY survey #4

(please reblog for larger sample size, remember that these are all for fun)