Rwby Character Tag Game Ladies And Gents.

Rwby character tag game ladies and gents.

Here I will lay out the rules

Obviously you need to tag your mutuals, someone you follow or someone who follows you.

Then you need to link a scene that got you to like one of your favorite RWBY characters. (If you can't find it, just say the scene, either is totally fine)

I'll begin and obviously mines going to be jaune and it was due to-

This fucking scene where pulls up in a dress. I tell you all this scene made me like jaune.

As for the people I'm tagging (i apologize in advance)

@epic-arc @spahhzy @philosophicalpug @howlingday and @reashot

All y'all mfs get your ass over here, right now.

Hello again, Jaune x OC anon here!

I know about the de-aged point. That's why I clarified it ruined ships for *me*. I already have gone through the "Adam is 25 so he's a groomer" debacle so I just try to avoid age gaps altogether, and as Jaune is like 30 mentally, it counts as an age gap. To *ME*. I didn't mean to come off as policing ships—if I did, I apologize.

Thank you all for your answers! We are cringe and we are free... One last question: anything you'd like to see more of in Jaune fics?

I apologize as well, I did not mean to seem like I took you stating your opinion as you policing ships. But regardless I understand your opinion (I may not agree with it fully but I get it.)

As for the thing I wish there was more of? It's rather strange but-

Jaune not being a fuckin sex god.

Istg this one thing drives me up the damn fuckin wall because all I can ask is "WHY?!"

Just let the noodle man be a fuckin loser I know he canonically has a magnum dong but for fucks sake that doesn't mean make him a completely different FUCKING CHARACTER! I SWEAR I'LL FIND WHOEVER CAME UP WITH THAT AND IM GONNA SHOVE A WOODEN DILDO UP THEIR ASS UNTIL THEY HAVE FUCKING SPLINTERS IN THEIR ASSHO-

..ok maybe I went overboard.. BUT STILL.

I get it, I get it, we all have interpretations of this fuckin noodle but God damnit do certain fics just piss me off.

Then again I've already stated this a year ago.. I think. Along with 100 other trash opinions on this noodle man. Gimme a sec I'll grab a link

Ah here we go

Basically a few weeks ago Spahhzy uploaded this post and epic decided to go "if your going to make angst about my favorite ship how about I do it to yours" and I decided to fan the flames and start an angst off before I promptly jumped in.

A few angst fics from the Three of us, me acting like a villain, and a few days of quiet later we arrive here where I'm basically acting like a villain.

So TL:DR,

This is all just for shits and giggles.

Ladies, gentlemen. Today Marks the day that will go down in shipper history.

Three rwby shippers, @epic-arc, @spahhzy and yours truly @infoglitch have gone head to head, throwing angst fic after angst fic.

But today on Sept 14th. I make my declaration.

Within my hands I hold tragedy, no jaune ship is ever going to be safe.

For my macanations of sorrow shall prick and prode until your all weeping.

For this..

Is

The

GLITCH CYCLE!

So to anyone, to EVERYONE who wishes to challenge me. Step right up. And welcome

To the final boss.

Info glitch, the thespian.

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.. I swear to God I finally realized something.

So like I write A LOT. And that means new stories.. or in the case of Tumblr.. lots of fics. (Why the hell do you think I have pumped out multiple ones on the same day, they weren't written in advance, they were written at that moment!)

But unfortunately.. that can lead to burn out. And when you're trying to tell a story you kinda need to avoid burning yourself out.. so that only leaves me with two options.

1. Use chatgpt to deal with grammar issues and help smooth out out the page (or just continue it and completely abandon all self respect I have as a writer)

Or

2. I get an assistant writer. Who helps with writing the page and helps deal with minor mistakes.

Except one problem for number 2.. I'm as broke as my loser ass is a virgin. EXTREMELY. But also I'm probably a fuckin nightmare to work with and my ass is too damn lazy to even ask.

So.. to anyone who is a fuckin masochist and a writer.. who doesn't mind helping for free..

DONT ASK IF YOU CAN HELP

Blake Belladonna: Flag.

(Verse 1)

Revolution. Revolutions calling. 

I hear it. I hear the shouting.

No more.

No more of this bullshit.

(In a whispered voice) I'll wave my-

FLAG!

Make it stand! 

Or tear you down! 

I've had enough!

Enough of this cruel bias!

(Chorus)

We will not surrender!

We will die for our cause.

We will rip away at these scars.

Monsters you deemed us.

Creatures and freaks.

Now revolution will cry out.

So

We

Will

Raise

Our

FLAG!

(Verse 2) 

Revolution cries out.

For justice I have fought.

But now I seem to realize.

I was in the wrong.

Not in the ideals.

But the people who I fought.

So now I leave it all behind. 

But to ensure my people's safety. 

I will do I must to.

So hear me now and listen.

I

Will

Raise

My

Flag!

(Chorus)

We will not surrender!

We will die for our cause.

We will rip away at these scars.

Monsters you deemed us.

Creatures and freaks.

Now revolution will cry out.

So

We

Will

Raise

Our

FLAG!

(Outro) 

From the burning of my flag.

To the ending of the day.

I see the beast within.

And I know it wants them dead.

I thought I was better alone. 

But at the sound of the bell.

That's when I found-

Them…

I uh.. I wrote a really shitty Ruby rose song for my Rwby rewrite... Your all going to read the lyrics because I suck at music. And am too much of a fucking pussy to even try singing it.

Ruby Rose: thorns (act 1)

(Verse 1)

(In a whispered voice) red like roses fill my dreams.

My dreams are empty, lost of hope.

The infinite distance set in my life.

Things set into motion as you died.

(In a whispered voice) and leads me too. The place you rest.

I didn't want this.

Yet it happens to me.

Ripped out of my hands. I'm all alone.

(chorus)

I feel like a ghost!

Trapped in these walls, Left to cry this sad song!

i'm sick of the sorrow, I'm sick of the hate. I'm left alone with only my thorns

And all my thorns they prick and prod!

HOW CAN I MOVE ON?!

WHEN YOU ARE GONE!

(Verse 2)

(In a whispered voice) white is cold and always yearning.

I wish you were here, I wish I said I love you and goodbye.

But now I am here all alone, feeling like a rose, that's only thorns.

(In a whispered voice) burdened by a royal test.

Lost all the beauty, but kept all that pain, i feel incomplete.

Dear mother if your listening to me.

Please

stop

Haunting my dreams!

(chorus)

I feel like a ghost!

Trapped in these walls, Left to cry this sad song!

i'm sick of the sorrow, I'm sick of the hate. I'm left alone with only my thorns

And all my thorns they prick and prod!

HOW CAN I MOVE ON?!

WHEN YOU ARE GONE!

(Verse 3)

(In a whispered voice) Black the beast descends from Shadows.

I feel them creeping in. The regrets digging under my skin.

When you left all I felt was that I was alone.

I wish you were here so that way you do what you would and that you could you say

“I love you my dear daughter”

(In a whispered voice) yellow beauty burns

Scorching the world. All I feel is alone. And I'm sick of this feeling.

Deep in my soul.

(In a whispered voice) gold.

I'm sorry it's just cringe I just really wanted peoples opinions on these shitty ass lyrics.

The boy that calls upon atlas: Jay cobalt. The vanguard.