.. Is It Wrong For A Man To Smile Ear From Ear As He Watches A Ship He Has Viewed As Utterly Pointless

.. is it wrong for a man to smile ear from ear as he watches a ship he has viewed as utterly pointless nowadays finally fall?

Because I'm not just laughing, I'm not chuckling, I'm not even giggling, I'm just cackling at white roses demise because I just don't care for the ship and want to so desperately put it in their dirt... But also like I know I shouldn't because while me and the white rose fans don't get along, I don't really wanna ruin their day by just spewing hate about their favorite ship...

I will however consistently do so with enabler-

(haha FUCK INCEST.)

Confession #279

So uh.. I decided that glitch should have a beard.

Primarily to differentiate young blood glitch from the old head glitch.

(also now his current wife Binara has something to look forward to outside of Glitch's mad tongue game!-)

Ergo: DUDE! QUIT BEING FUCKING HORNY!

Hello again, Jaune x OC anon here!

I know about the de-aged point. That's why I clarified it ruined ships for *me*. I already have gone through the "Adam is 25 so he's a groomer" debacle so I just try to avoid age gaps altogether, and as Jaune is like 30 mentally, it counts as an age gap. To *ME*. I didn't mean to come off as policing ships—if I did, I apologize.

Thank you all for your answers! We are cringe and we are free... One last question: anything you'd like to see more of in Jaune fics?

I apologize as well, I did not mean to seem like I took you stating your opinion as you policing ships. But regardless I understand your opinion (I may not agree with it fully but I get it.)

As for the thing I wish there was more of? It's rather strange but-

Jaune not being a fuckin sex god.

Istg this one thing drives me up the damn fuckin wall because all I can ask is "WHY?!"

Just let the noodle man be a fuckin loser I know he canonically has a magnum dong but for fucks sake that doesn't mean make him a completely different FUCKING CHARACTER! I SWEAR I'LL FIND WHOEVER CAME UP WITH THAT AND IM GONNA SHOVE A WOODEN DILDO UP THEIR ASS UNTIL THEY HAVE FUCKING SPLINTERS IN THEIR ASSHO-

..ok maybe I went overboard.. BUT STILL.

I get it, I get it, we all have interpretations of this fuckin noodle but God damnit do certain fics just piss me off.

Then again I've already stated this a year ago.. I think. Along with 100 other trash opinions on this noodle man. Gimme a sec I'll grab a link

Ah here we go

Thoughts on Jaune x OC ships? After he kept his memories from the Ever After and stayed canonically 29-39, it ruined any ship with his peers for me, so I made an OC, but I'm a bit worried it's cringe...

I mean. He got de-aged but alright. (And it's not like most of the jaune ships became questionable considering most of the cast and side characters are consenting adults and it's not like they aren't allowed to date someone who's older since they, you know aren't children anymore.)

But I feel like answering the rest of your ask instead of getting on my soap box and glazing most jaune ships.

I'm rather neutral. They can be good but you also would want to make sure there's more to their character. But id say for your idea, go for it. Aslong as they aren't boring and a piece of cardboard (cough cough pyrrha cough cough) people aren't gonna have any real problems.. as long as they aren't fuckin stupid and understand an opinion.

So overall. Meh.

However I will get some more qualified people to give their own take. (Apologies in advance)

@spahhzy @epic-arc @philosophicalpug and @howlingday if y'all feel like giving your own take go right on ahead.

im glad my previous anon ask made you happy. keep doing your thing, no matter how many times you're insulted, at the end of the day it's more cringe to go on ANON asks to insult people. at least Crimsonxe is braver (or more shameless) and does it openly.

we may not share the same ships or love for specific characters but i will support you from the sidelines

Thank you for that.

Have a good rest of your day my friend.

The boy that calls upon atlas: Jay cobalt. The vanguard.