I Don't Know Man, I Just Wish That We Could [suddenly Realising I'm Coming Dangerously Close To Expressing

i don't know man, i just wish that we could [suddenly realising i'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits] blow up the entire world. or something.

A real incident I witnessed amongst my roommates

The wrestling was legit and yes, one did lift the other all the way off the ground to stop them from putting their whole arm into scalding steam. Unfortunately for them, the buns were cold by the time they stopped trying to one up each other lol

Leo, for all that he might have the braincell occasionally, is absolutely dumbass enough to throw that out the window when faced with a perceived challenge. He’s drank tea straight after it’s boiled, “careful it’s hot” is a slight against his reputation! (which is nonexistent. His brothers worry for his taste buds)

Future AU ROTTMNT!

First up- drumroll please

Leonardo!

(Age:Thirty-Five.)

Career

Leonardo ends up reviving Lou Jitsu's School of Ninjutsu! He becomes the dojo master of the last location, seen in season two of the canon show, and sparks the next generation to return. He, of course, has a medal that turns his appearance human like Sunita and Big Mama has.

He paints his red marks on his human disguise face, and it catches on. The Dojo students copy his marks and do the same. Leo calls them his "Cadets".

Relationship Status

He goes on many dates, and has a "player" or "playboy" stage, but never gets into a serious relationship. He remains happily single for his life, although he loves the Dojo kids and his nephews and nieces.

Living Arrangements

He lives alone in an apartment directly above where he lived in the sewers, and keeps his old room his. He picked up some "peepaw" hobbies, like having houseplants and fishing, and his decor reflects that. He doesn't have a TV, after going thru a self-care hyperfixation, but does have workout equipment.

Additionals

He looks much younger than he is because there wasn't an apocalypse, so he got to focus on his self-care more.

He still does ninja things and goes on missions with his brothers every weekend or so. HE HAS BOTH ARMS. Despite popular headcanon of him losing his arm regardless, I think he'd still have it. He actually got a tattoo on his arm that he was supposed to lose, due to Casey Jr telling him about his sensei. Honoring him.

Although he has no kids or spouse....he has a German shepherd puppy. It's a vague idea, but I definitely think he'd have one.

I'll add more ideas later on!

I would draw it if I could.

NO BECAUSE I WAS LITERALLY JUST THINKING ABOUT THIS MY DESPERATION FOR A MARBLE SKY TAG IN AO3 SO I CAN START POSTING MARBLE SKY FANFICS AND ROTTMNTXMS CROSSOVERS THE TEMPTATION IS REAL AND ALIVE

i just thought of this...What if Cass Apocalyptic Series and Marble Sky's met?

Well turtles canonically can mind meld so Marmors would consider them as equals and befriend them almost immediately hehe