This Was Pulled Out Of My Head On The Discord And Decided To Share Here ^-^

this was pulled out of my head on the Discord and decided to share here ^-^

My ranking of godly parents

1) Apollo

this just goes without saying. do i even need to explain?

ONWARDS!

2) Dionysus

cried when his son was killed. asked percy to keep other son safe. is seen eating with his sons in CHB.

3) Aphrodite

helps Piper and her friends on their quest. helps the Seven on their quest. the only bit of bad parenting i remember is forcing piper into clothes she doesn't like.

also Aphrodite is a good mom in the mythology so

4) Hera

#unpopular opinion with wider fandom

Juno is Jason's mom. fight me.

She is actively mourning his death, something Zeus DID NOT do, and helped Jason out as much as she could.

also Hera gets way too much flak from the fandom

5) Hephaestus

keeps an eye on his kids. points taken off for little contact with them, but it's kinda understandable because of his social awkwardness.

6) Ares

#unpopular opinion with wider fandom

"he was gonna hit Clarisse!" was he though? or is it implied Clarisse was raised in an abusive home so when Ares made any sudden movements she would react like she would be hit?

also he gives her not one, but TWO electric spears and his blessing. he provides her armor when she has none.

Ares is a good dad fight me. also it's canon in mythology

Mars is also a good dad, but everyone already knows that.

7) Poseidon

#unpopular opinion with wider fandom

first thing he tells percy is that he wishes he was never born. granted, it was more foot-in-mouth but come on. you've had kids for a WHILE Poseidon you should know not to say things like that.

points for saving Percy a few times (The Arch, Princess Andromeda) but it's probably really easier to give a helping hand to your mortal kids when you only have one mortal kid who hasn't done anything to screw up his or your name. eyes what happened with Theseus

i have other points of contention but i'll stop here.

8) Hades

#unpopular opinion with wider fandom

said he wished Bianca was alive instead of Nico. granted he regrets it so points there but YOU DO NOT SAY THAT TO A CHILD DAMMIT

i don't consider tsats canon but what the fuck was up with that shit. be glad i didn't consider that or he'd be sent towards the very bottom of this list for sending his son to hell on purpose.

9) Hermes

#unpopular opinion with wider fandom

bro fixated WAY too much on Luke and ignored his other kids. coughs in Didn't Claim Chris coughs in Ignored Connor and Travis when they were right in front of him coughs

10) Demeter

absent parent. didn't bother to help Meg or Lityerses, resulting them being raised in abusive households (Nero & Midas/Commodus)

11) Athena

in the words of Stixlx on the Discord: "she sends her kids to die like soldiers rather than kids"

12) Zeus

an abuser is an abuser. therefore he gets dead last.

he also saved thalia but didn't save jason, so there's that too.

vetted palestinian fundraisers 8/4 part 1

this is another set of fundraisers i've been sent. because of the influx of the last couple of days & the concerted effort by the worst of this website to discredit every single palestinian, it's more important than ever donate. these people have done nothing but reach out in their worst hours, the least we can do is be there for them.

Save Kareman Dohan's Family from Despair // @karemandihan // vetted by @/90-ghost (post he reblogged) // $2,774/$50,000 USD

Kareman, her husband Ayman & their little baby Hamoud are seeking to evacuate Gaza. They no longer have any income because Ayman, who was a fisherman, lost his boat & they are simply trying to survive as we pass the three hundredth day of the genocide.

Help Ghazi evacuate his Great Aunt Alan from Gaza // @ghaziyounes1967 // vetted by @/90-ghost // $1,800/$50,000 USD

Ghazi's great aunt Alan is trapped in Northern Gaza. Both his family and her's houses were lost in the attacks on Gaza, and he wishes to evacute her to Egypt with the rest of the family. Please help reunite this family.

Help the Abu Shammalah Family Find Safety and Rebuild // @ahmed8311 // #161 on vetted gazan fundraiser list // €11,323/€100,000

Ahmed is raising funds to help his family evacuate out of Gaza to Egypt. He is away in Belgium, making it possible for him to be the benefactor to the fundraiser. I can't imagine the pain of being separated by your family and not knowing if they are safe or not for so long. Please help share and donate to his campaign so his parents and siblings can evacuate.

Help Yousef & Family Escape from War & Secure Treatment for Son // @girlquee & @saveyouseffamily // vetted by @/90-ghost // £7,369/£20,000

Yousef and Khadjia, along with their baby Madj seek to evacuate Gaza and find treatment for their son. Madj has an intense respiratory illness that needs treatment that cannot be provided in Gaza anymore. They have been displaced multiple times. Time is urgent to find Madj treatment.

Help Raneen's Family Rebuild in Gaza after the Devastating War // @ranin3344 // vetted by @/90-ghost // €4,272/€80,000

Raneen and her family have been displaced several times during the attacks in Gaza. Like many families, they have lost everything. Please help them gain the necessary funds to evacuate when Rafah Crossing opens up again.

Help Mohamed's children escape from the Gaza war to Safety // @save-salam-family // vetted by @/90-ghost // €19,511/€40,000

Mohammed & Salam and their two children, Noor and Saeed have been displaced seven times during the attacks on Gaza. Their lived have been changed forever by the never-ending violence, displacements & bombings of their home. For the safety of the family, they have decided to flee Gaza. Please help them evacuate.

Evacuate Kareem & Carmen Now From Gaza // @adham-89 // vetted by @/90-ghost // $10,414/$50,000 USD

Yousef is seeking to evacuate his sister's twins, his parents & his sisters from Gaza. He emphasizes the importance of getting the family out, as every update he has received from friends and family alike about the situation in Gaza only gets worse.

Help Heba & His Family to Survive Their Life // @heba-baker // vetted by @/90-ghost // €795/€60,000

Like many families, Heba's family has had their lives upturned by the constant bombing and displacement. Before the attacks started, they were receiving social assistance to get by. Now that is gone, and they need to raise the funds to evacuate out of Gaza.

Help Islam Al-Najjar & His Family Survive + Evacuate Gaza //@islamgazaaccount2 // vetted by @/90-ghost // €751/€60,000

Islam and his family have lost everything. They are struggling to survive in Gaza, as they have no means to support themselves and Islam's grandfather, who has already survived a previous bombing that took his hand, is unable to care for himself without help. The family needs these resources for incredibly expensive food & water to survive and to evacuate Gaza.

Please save Rajaa and her family from Gaza // @rajaagaza & @khaled-gaza // vetted by @/90-ghost // $6,460/$20,000 CAD

Rajaa & Khaled seek to evacuate Gaza with their young son, Karam. Before this began, Rajaa was a medical analysis specialist and Khaled a chef & teacher. They want to save their family, as the conditions in Gaza are no longer livable.

This is not my original post it belongs to @caffeinatedflumadiddlebutpjo who deleted their account but it’s so good and needs to be preserved

I like that there is just... A noticeable gap in the gods' under standing of mortal children. Like, Zeus really accused a TWELVE-YEAR-OLD of stealing his master bolt and the only justification I have for this is "Well, Hermes stole Apollo's cattle right after birth so that tracks".

But now I have a theory that the gods don't rediv understand how mortal

children work and that's why they're so blase about sending them to do ridiculous nonsense?

Like...

Zeus: What do you mean 'first word'? Why would they only speak one word?

Artemis: Humans can only cry when they are born.

Zeus: Nonsense. When vou were born you didn't cry. You delivered your brother and then came to me to ask for a birthday present.

Artemis: Humans aren't the same though. They can't walk or talk for many months. When they do speak it is only in small, short words.

Zeus: …that's not true

Artemis: I'm afraid it is

Zeus, under his breath: What the fuck

Later on...

Zeus: Did you know human babies can't speak when thev're tirst born?

Poseidon: that's so sad. Are demigods like that?

Zeus: I have no idea.

Poseidon: Mavbe we should ask around more. Athena was saying something about brain development.

Zeus: Their... THEIR BRAINS AREN'T DEVELOPED?!?!

Poseidon: I guess

Zeus: THESE HUMANS ARE WALKING AROUND WITHOUT FULLY FORMED BRAINS?!

Poseidon: I mean, so are you and I don't complain.

The quest continues...

Hermes: So... you're telling me that human kids don't know how to fend themselves at all? They need to be taught? I mean, fighting, of course, but outside of that???

Poseidon: Yeah, I thought it was like fish

where you just naturally know what you’re supposed to do. But apparently they have no idea and need to be shown everything

Hermes: I... that's awful. Why?

Poseidon: I don't know.

Suddenly all the gods are very concerned...

Ares: You mean to tell me that my kids are probably traumatized from war??

Hermes: That's what the research shows. Human kids aren't supposed to handle that kind of stuff and demigods are more human than we anticipated.

Ares: But... War?

Hermes: Idk what to tell you, bud. I'm beginning to understand why they hate us tho.

Everyone is naturally panicking

Demeter: YOU SENT MONSTERS AFTER MY BABIES WHEN THEY HAD NO BRAINS AND COULDN'T EVEN READ?!?

Hecate: HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT DEMIGODS WEREN'T BORN KNOWING HOW TO READ!?!?!

Athena: Our children all have dyslexia.

Demeter: YOU LET YOUR DAUGHTERRUN AWAY WHEN SHE WAS SEVEN! SILENCE!

Athena:…And? She is very mature and had my protection. I'm not like the rest of you. rhave done my researcn on humans and led her accordingly.

Apollo: Think of it this way, Athena. She would have just started losing baby teeth when she left home.

Athena: What?

Apollo: According to my son, they shed teeth. Like, they fall out and get new, bigger ones when they re old enougn. Didn't you know that?

Hades: That's disgusting. Our children do that?

Athena: I... That's not true! Your son is a liar!

Apollo: I AM THE GOD OF TRUTH!

It's a whole thing on Olympus

Hephaestus: Wait, they NEED to eat?!?! It isn't just for fun???

Hermes: What about water???

Dionysus: How do none ot vou know these things. Maybe you all should be camp directors for awhile-

Hades: Eight hours? They need EIGHT hours of sleep? A Day? There's no way NICO Is getting that much..

Dionysus: Oh, are they? Yeah lol. None of them are getting that much.

Aphrodite: Oh my gods... What happens if they don't get enough? Do they become ugly? ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE MY KIDS UGLY?!

Zeus: They're so fragile. Why are they even allowed out of the camp?! Chiron, explain!

Chiron: You... Uh, ask them to do stuff for you?

All of Olympus: *flips a table*

I love this so muchhhhh

I feel like so much would change if Apollo had been camp director instead of Dionysus.

A Father's Cry: Ahmed's Journey from Hell ❤️‍🩹🚨

Vetted By :

@sar-soor 🌷🌹 Vetted link1 , link 2

@nabulsi 🌷🌹 Vetted link

Everyone, this is a legitimate campaign. It's # 264 on the list of fundraisers that have been verified by @el-shab-hussein and @nabulsi .

Helping Ahmed's Family: Escaping War to a New Life

I am Ahmed Alanqer, a 35-year-old Palestinian man from Gaza. My life revolved around my small family: my wife Dina and our four children: Zeina, Eileen, Yamen, and finally, Ronza, who was born amidst the shelling just a month ago.

gofundme.com

Donate to Helping Ahmed's Family: Escaping War to a New Life, organized by Abdallah Alanqar

Hello,, I'm Abdallah Alanqar, originally from Palestine but cu… Abdallah Alanqar needs your support for Helping Ahmed's Family: Escaping

paypal.com

Donate to Ahmed Alanqar

Help support Ahmed Alanqar by donating or sharing with your friends.

My story is a cry from the heart of hell. The war on Gaza began, bringing with it destruction that engulfed everything around us.

Our home, which was our only refuge and safe haven, turned into a pile of rubble. We were forced to flee south in search of safety, but what we found there was even harsher.

In the south, we found only suffering and hardship. No shelter, no water, no food. We moved between Nuseirat and Deir al-Balah, searching for a safe haven for our children, but we found only shelling and destruction. My wife Dina was pregnant, yet we found no hospitals or medical services to monitor her condition. My children fell ill with measles, chickenpox, and hepatitis, with no one to treat them.

My children grow under the scorching sun inside cramped tents, where life forces them to endure intense heat and mosquitoes. Life there is not just life; it's a sea of daily challenges, facing shortages in everything from clean water to basic healthcare.They deserve to be in a safe place, away from the constant fear of airstrikes and harsh weather conditions. They need support and assistance to regain their innocence and live a dignified childhood.

Let's stand by them, support them in every way we can, because helping them today is an investment in their future and ours too.

Life here has become an endless nightmare. I lost my source of income; my job as an accountant and the company I worked for were destroyed, and my recently imported goods vanished under the rubble. We are left without income, without hope, without a future. Each passing day feels like we are inching closer to the abyss.

My goal now is to save my children. I want them to have a better life, where they can go to school, receive medical care, drink clean water, and live in safety. But the cost of travel is exorbitant. $5000 per adult and $2500 per child, and I am unable to secure these amounts.

I reach out to you today, from the depths of my suffering, pleading for help. I know there are those who listen, those who have the power to change things. Your assistance is not just financial support; it is a lifeline for my family, a new hope for innocent children who have known only cruelty in life.

gofundme.com

Donate to Helping Ahmed's Family: Escaping War to a New Life, organized by Abdallah Alanqar

Hello,, I'm Abdallah Alanqar, originally from Palestine but cu… Abdallah Alanqar needs your support for Helping Ahmed's Family: Escaping

https://gofund.me/35c30c67

Please, help me take my family out of this hell. Help me give my children a chance at a dignified and safe life. ❤️‍🩹🙏💔

Thank you for any help you can provide. It is not just assistance; it is hope, it is life. 🙏❤️‍🩹🙏

My Campaign was Reblog by some and Vetted by :

@communistchilchuck 🌷🌹 Vetted link

@90-ghost 🌷🌹 Vetted link

@northgazaupdates 🌷🌹 Vetted link

@commissions4aid-international 🌷🌹 VL

@apollos-olives 🌷🌹 Vetted link

@vakarians-babe 🌷🌹 Vetted link

@fairuzfan 🌷🌹 Vetted link

@palipunk 🌷🌹 Vetted link

@appsa 🌷🌹 Vetted Link @marnota 🌷🌹 Vetted link

@palestinegenocide 🌷🌹 Vetted Link

THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORT 🙏❤️🌹🌷