I Refuse To Believe For A Second That This Cake Dog Knows What It Is Doing

I refuse to believe for a second that this cake dog knows what it is doing

Well fuck

I really don’t want a divorce arc

Please-

I want to believe that the Beeduo marriage is simply stronger than lore. I really do

But no other relationship has ever transcended lore-

The Dream SMP has set a precedent; love is dead.

We were fools to think this wouldn’t come. A divorce arc might just be inevitable

If one of them doesn’t wind up mutilated in some way by the end of this I’ll take that win

Origins season 1

Everyone: Singing How bad can I possibly be

Phil: I have no idea what you guys are talking about, I don’t “speak for the trees”

Origins season 3

Forest fire: happens

Phil: I’m not some Lorax piece of shit, just let nature take its course

This.

This is the sort of character development that matters-

Is that fucking Rainbow Dash-?

Funky headcanon that after saving Michael, Tubbo insisted he was their child so Ranboo would have to pay child support and Ranboo agreed to commit marriage fraud because his funds couldn’t handle both Tubbo AND taxes.✨