Origins Season 1

Origins season 1

Everyone: Singing How bad can I possibly be

Phil: I have no idea what you guys are talking about, I don’t “speak for the trees”

Origins season 3

Forest fire: happens

Phil: I’m not some Lorax piece of shit, just let nature take its course

This.

This is the sort of character development that matters-

Well fuck

I really don’t want a divorce arc

Please-

I want to believe that the Beeduo marriage is simply stronger than lore. I really do

But no other relationship has ever transcended lore-

The Dream SMP has set a precedent; love is dead.

We were fools to think this wouldn’t come. A divorce arc might just be inevitable

If one of them doesn’t wind up mutilated in some way by the end of this I’ll take that win

Even more

✨ F l a g B i r b s ✨

Part 1

Here

Part 3

Part 4

Just a little bit of tax evasion.

As a treat🥺

Are we just going to ignore that Hot Red Rainbow Dash cookie is a criminal-

She is going to rob us

She’s being so transparent about it-

She has an entire bounty guys please-