When You Find Alchemy/chemistry Jokes Funny *hyena Laughs*

when you find alchemy/chemistry jokes funny 🤓 *hyena laughs*

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08:23am | lee chan

SYNOPSIS. in which chan is late to dance practice. PAIRING. lee chan x gn!reader GENRE. fluff, idol au WARNINGS. terms of endearment (babe), just the members (specifically jeonghan) playfully teasing their beloved maknae WORD COUNT. 665

requested by 🧋anon:  So I read the reactions for the lipstick mark and can’t help but ask if you could expand on dino walking into practice completely oblivious about the marks in his face? Like a drabble of sorts?  It’s totally cool if you can’t but I really like that idea <33

notes: poor dino. you can read the lipstick reactions here

“Babe, wake up! I slept through the alarm, oh gosh…”

You slowly peek an eye open, catching sight of your boyfriend scrambling to find a shirt in your shared closet. Once he emerges out of the closet, he grabs his phone from the bedside table, eyes widening to the amount of texts and missed calls from his members.

Keep reading

idk if I read this for tsukki or kuroo but ❤️❤️

<omg they were roommates

< pairing. tsukishima kei x reader

< synopsis. when tsukishima’s best friend yamaguchi moves out of his way too expensive apartment, tsukki finds himself in need of a new roomie. when he replies to your tweet, he expects a quiet girl who keeps to herself but instead he gets you. will you be able to break down tsukishima’s walls or will you be forced to stand on the outside, looking in?

< genre. college!au, strangers to lovers, CRACK, angst, fLUFF, humor (i try), roommates!au (duh), slowww b u r n

< warnings. swearing, angst, d irty language (?????), drinking, smut*

< taglist. closed babey ;)

< status. completed!!

< table of contents.

00. profiles

01. being poor sucks

02. brand new roomie

03. a crush??

04. it’s party time

05. throw it back

06. simpin for yn [trigger warning]

07. let’s cuddle

08. somebody has a boner

09. the hot list

10. baby card revoked

11. kei has a little dick

12. oh fuck

13. making amends

14. dahlias

15. whore talk

16. cuddle pile

17. extortion buddies

18. broken

19. they love you

20. explanations

21. buckle up, we’re going to therapy

22. sugar daddy kuroo

23. exactly where you are* [smut!!]

24. saps <3

I love this series so much ughhh ❤️❤️ I had to resist laughing at 2 am so many times you don't even understand

now playing: about now

"I prayed for the time to be by our side Today the clock is ticking slowly Or is it my heart that is feeling rushed? I want to see your beautiful face" — about now (day6)

pairing: jihoon x f!reader, + svt side pairings

genre: social media!au, humour, fluff

warning: a LOT of swearing, mentions of sex and alcohol consumption (this is all legal i promise), lame jokes ig ??

started: 210716

ended: 210815

summary: a global pandemic paired with months of lockdown; you're pretty sure you're going stir-crazy. when you come across a viral chat-app, you don't even hesitate to join it. thus begin the chaos of meeting 14 random strangers and how they become a bigger part of your life than you thought they would.

alt: an au where you join an app that puts you into a groupchat of 15 people from different parts of the world

a/n: i made this last year during my first lockdown and kept writing here and there just to cheer myself up a bit and it snowballed into,,,whatever this is🗿 so just a heads up: there's bare minimum plot, it's just pure clownery and some fluff !!

extra a/n: in light of,, recent(ish) events, although i do ult day6 (hence the title based on their song), i no longer support jae. so! that's that idk i just felt like i had to put this here lol

*:・ﾟprofiles:

pt.1 | pt.2 | pt.3 | bonus

*:・ﾟchapters:

one — intro | pt.2

two — hello you r uber cute

three — NEXT TOPIC

four — there is a disturbance in the universe

five — gyu you're on timeout

six — keep margaret out of your whore mouth

seven — cant wait to see the loml

eight — my sole purpose in life is to create as much discourse as i can

extra !! i only love girls and kim seokjin

nine — things are getting spicy in wafflesville

ten — i see you're still emoting through memes

eleven — false not true stop speaking LIES

twelve — that sounds oddly specific did you have a lot of experience with that

thirteen — i think we R soulmates✨

fourteen — no wonder [redacted] [redacted] him

fifteen — Break In his place in my honour

sixteen — stop plugging your channel smh

seventeen — why would i willingly associate myself with a weeb in public

eighteen — WAIT UR STILL IN DENIAL???

nineteen — [head in hands] why did i say that

twenty — he's doing this on PURPOSE

twenty one — the two outside perspectives

twenty two — come round and round back to me

twenty three — stop being cryptic im going to Lose my marbles

twenty four; part one — we'll be the head of your fanclub

twenty four; part two — i will Stew the Thoughts™

twenty five — today’s mood🤨😔👎💔

twenty six; part one — lets get CRUNKED tonight

twenty six; part two — shoujo animes ?? 😧😧

twenty seven — ready to love (written)

twenty eight; part one — motorboating rights

twenty eight; part two — you half plastic piece of SHIT

twenty nine — what a way to end the century🥴

thirty — cheers to forever baby🥰❣️

*:・ﾟextras

epilogue: pt.1 | pt.2 (written) | pt.3 (written + bonus)

𝐨𝐟𝐟 𝐜𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐚

a nishinoya x reader smau

𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭:

↳ introductions: your squad

↳ introductions: the OBCG

↳ part 1 - housewives shenanigans

↳ part 2 - plan b

↳ part 3 - wild one

↳ part 4 - tickets

↳ part 5 - wakey wakey

↳ part 6 - invited

↳ part 7 - almost time

↳ part 8 - simp

↳ part 9 - follow to following

↳ part 10 - 4 letters

↳ part 11 - lurked

↳ part 11.5 - read, the sequel

↳ part 12 - manifesting

↳ part 13 - just friends

↳ part 14 - the walk to the market

↳ part 15 - all publicity is good

𝐬𝐲𝐧𝐨𝐩𝐬𝐢𝐬: being asked to join the most popular group on youtube is an offer of a lifetime, you’re practically living out your dream. however a deal like this comes with rules...the most important one being that you can’t date any other members of the group.

𝐀/𝐍: surprise!! <3 hope u guys enjoy! if ur ever curious on what the vlogs are like, just watch this this or this :)