She Got Her Quiet Sneaking In From You.

She got her quiet sneaking in from you.

Kenma’s fingers tap roughly on the controller in his hands, tongue poking out of the corner of his mouth in focus. He’s died four times to this monster, its shrieks of agony scaring him once embarrassingly in front of his chat, the other three deaths because, now that he’s past being scared, Kenma realizes what a damn hard boss this is.

“Chat, I’m telling you right now, if I see this dev in the streets, I’m taking a crowbar to their knee caps- this is a promise, not a warniIIIIIIING!”

He lurches from the gentle tug of his elbow, heart sinking to his chest in complete fear and acceptance that this is it for him, he’s dead. His arm is ripped away from the source, but when he hears a tiny gasp in fear, Kenma’s heart beats calmly again.

“Daddy okay?” Maesi asks, and kenma pauses the game to turn to her.

“You startled me baby,” he teases, and she blocks up at him with doe eyes to coax him to forgive her. As if she really needs to do that. “But what’s up beautiful?” He asks, putting down his controller and stretching. “How are you, angel?”

Maesi hums and passes her father the plate, her eyes peering up at him timidly- a trait he wants to blame on you, but every time, he’s met with a cocked eyebrow from you. “Want french fry?”

Kenma chuckles and nods, “I mean, you know I’m never gonna say no to fries,” he says, reaching down to grab the lukewarm fry from her tiny plastic plate. God knows how long they’ve been out, at least four hours; but that doesn’t stop kenma from letting his little girl take care of him in her own way. “You wanna be in daddy’s stream? Say hi to chat?” When she nods, Kenma lifts her up and into his lap, and once done, he reaches over to pick up another fry. In his headphones, Kenma hears that he got a donation.

Thank you kuroosassscheek for gifted 75 subs: hey Kenma there’s something behind you

“Thank you, Kuroo,” he scoffs. “Spawn, say hi to chat and uncle Tetsu.”

“Hi chat, hi uncle Tetsu,” she hums shyly, and Kenma kisses her temple around his chewing. “What playin’?”

“Daddy’s playing a scaaaary game,” he says, voice hiked slightly while he gasps. Maesi giggles before passing him another fry, which he takes quickly.

“Gonna have nightmare,” she warns.

Kenma raises his brows in agreement, “mommy’s gonna have to tuck me in.”

“Me too,” she mumbles, curling into Kenma’s hoodie, nose burrowing into his neck and tickling his skin slightly. “Play Star Valley?” She asks.

He hugs her tightly with a fake groan of effort, and she giggles happily, “you want to watch daddy play Stardew Valley?”

“Yeah..”

“Does mumma know you’re in here?”

Maesi is quiet- he chuckles and shakes his head, letting her get comfortable against him. He knows you’re not far, probably asleep on the couch, and Kenma prepares himself to potentially have to carry his two sleeping babies to bed.

“Alright- one second chat,” he says simply, grabbing his controller to change the game to the easy, calming game Maesi loves to watch him play. “We’ll pick that up tomorrow. Gotta protect myself from nightmares.”

Once again, Maesi lets out a little laugh; she tucks her face as close as she can to him, only shifting to grab another fry to munch on. He tips his head slightly again, to plant a kiss on the crown of her head, the soothing music in his headphones gets placed on her head, and before kenma can start any of his tasks, he feels Maesi’s breathing even out, her plate of fries and nuggets placed somewhere on the desk for him to take.

And that’s okay. He’ll play for a while, just in case she wakes up, and he’ll let her sleep in confidence in her fathers arms. Kenma’s pleased as the numbers in his stream doesn’t immediately drop: it stays, even now as it’s been hijacked by the one he loves most.

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when you find alchemy/chemistry jokes funny 🤓 *hyena laughs*

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—In which you are the admin of Shiketsu University’s twitter confession page and find yourself hitting it off with the admin of U.A.’s confession page—who, unbeknownst to you, is also the same barista you’ve been crushing on.

☆ pairing: denki kaminari x fem!reader

☆ genre: college au, quirkless au, crack, fluff

☆ status: ongoing, irregular

☆ warnings: language, memes, suggestive themes, clowning

a/n: alrighttt first smau i’m posting 😁 crossing my fingers and hoping that it doesn’t suck to you guys🤞 also this is more crack than plot but i swear it has a storyline too :) ALSO please block #send anonymously smau if you don’t want to see the posts in your feed!!

introductions

📮 part one - bald bakugo

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Yumi was perfectly fine with not finding her soulmate yet. she never really cared about the idea of soulmates. she’s fine with just running her bakery and living with her brother Jimin and their two best friends Jungkook and Taehyung.

pairing: ceo! yoongi x baker! yumi

genre: fluff, humor, love, romance, soulmate Au

warnings: curse words, talk of sex(maybe)

status: completed

updates: mondays and fridays

a/n: there might be some written parts. i’ll mark with ✏️ if it is.

🌙soulmate series m.list🌙

masterlist

parts:

spiritual connection info

teaser

yumi n friends ☪︎ yoongi n friends

snitch!!

classy bitches

try me

complete idiots

release party

jin’s sneeze

possessive much

min yoongi?

open the door📱✏️

come in📱✏️

gonna fucking k*ll him

you can invite him

let’s get it!!!

just get in the car📱✏️

where am i?✏️

let’s play a game

monkey business

meet harold

@ us next time bitch

tf is a yoonmin?

i hate this shit…

that jungkook guy

OH FUCK

the apology📱✏️

secrets

the dates

i’m fucking funny

news

over text

i love you

the end

next story: finally found

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extras:

the interview

moving in

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instagram stories -> min yoongi

jin | SUGA | j-hope | rm | jimin | v | jungkook

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ bts taglist: @yeonjuns-redhair,, @ddeonudepressions,, @skz-minchan-enthusiast,, @wolfmoonmusic

boom boom boy 💥❤️

Masterlist .・。.・゜✭・.

»»-----------► y/n is a professional photographer, though she’s been out of the game for a bit due to an unexpected medical issue, she’s back. she got a job ready for a couple days out so why not go to a party with some mutual friends? it was a good idea until she finds herself drunk and kissing one of the most beautiful men she’s ever laid her eyes on. next thing y/n knows her newest client is the same man she was grinding on two nights ago. will something happen with this drunken love? or will it go down the drain just like it normally does?

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Face Claims📷

☄️Introducing bakusquad☄️

⭐️Introducing y/n gang⭐️

🌌priv accounts for both!🌌

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ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ SEASON ONE

✦ episode one: I know places

✦ epidode two: gorgeous

✦ episode three: i did something bad

✦ episode four: gold rush ✎

✦ episode five: you need to calm down

✦ episode six: this is why we can’t have nice things…literally ✎

✦ episode seven: sweet nothing ✎

✦ episode eight: enchanted ✎

✦ episode nine: other side of the door

✦ episode ten: if this was a movie ✎

█████▒▒▒▒▒ halfway done!

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ SEASON TWO

✦ episode eleven: all of the girls you’ve loved before

✦ episode twelve: today was a fairytale ✎

✦ episode thirteen: begin again

✦ episode fourteen: false god ✎

✦ episode fifteen: call it what you want

✦ episode sixteen: i wish you would ✎

✦ episode seventeen: labyrinth

✦ episode eighteen: soon you’ll get better ✎

✦ episode nineteen: cowboy like me ✎

✦ episode twenty: wildest dreams ✎

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