This Is The Real Avengers Movie Right Here.

This is the real Avengers movie right here.

"You never complain about Stone Soup."

"I like Stone Soup," said the cow. "Stone Soup is an honest con. We get a meal, everyone thinks they've seen a little bit of magic, you sell the stone for a little bit of pocket money, you pick up another stone at the next town. Everyone gets something."

"And if I remember right, you were the one who suggested we steal the magic beans."

"That wasn't stealing, that was a legitimate trade."

"A legitimate trade for a talking cow that disappeared by morning?"

"He didn't even lock the barn! How is that my fault?" She huffed and laid her head onto her forelimbs. The stalk of grass in her lips wobbled with her scowl. "Old fool never knew what he had."

Jack hummed. He craned forward to get a better look into the tiny, cracked glass, pulled gently at the corner of his eye and delicately dabbed the makeup brush.

"My point is," said the cow, "this all seems rather - cruel."

Jack turned. One half of his face was magnificently painted in faerie shades of blues and violets. The other half was just confused. "What on earth are you talking about?"

"For gods' sake, Jack, this is a perfectly innocent girl who you plan on humiliating in front of the royal court."

"How would she be humiliated? As far as she'll know, she'll have a lovely time at a lovely ball in a lovely ballgown."

"You don't have a lovely ballgown!"

"Well I can't afford a ballgown, now can I?!"

"So you're going to make her waltz in her fucking underclothes?!"

He took a dramatic breath. "Look," he said, brandishing the makeup brush. "If it worked on the fucking emperor, it'll work on a fucking scullery maid. If she gets told by a fairy that she's wearing a fairy dress that can only be seen by intelligent people, she is going to believe like hell that she's wearing the very image of sartorial extravaganza."

The brush was masterfully twiddled. "And when everyone else finds out that she's wearing a fairy dress that can only be seen by intelligent people, there won't be a single person in that room who would dare to disagree."

The cow shook her head. "I don't know, Jack," she sighed. "I just don't know."

"It'll be fine," Jack said, turning back to the tiny glass and bringing a deft hand again on the canvas. "Trust me. How did you do finding the slippers?"

"Couldn't find crystal," said the cow. "Best I could get were a glass set from an elf down at the cobbler's."

Jack hummed. "Well, they shouldn't be that important. Nobody will look too closely at her shoes."

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The devil's greatest trick is tricking humans into believing they could tell good from evil without God's moral compass.

people be saying how having low/no empathy doesnt make you evil (which thats true, it doesnt. nor does it make you a bad person at all really) but what if i AM evil?? not because i have low empathy but like. just in general

INFP ARE NOT STUBBORN

Just a comment I noticed on some youtube videos that says INFPs are stubborn or resistant to change.

Facing such comments at my workplace, I think it should be clarified that:

INFPs are not resistant or stubborn about change.

As an INFP, it does take TIME for me to process changes around me, and I may revert to old habits if I am unfocused. Which may be 90% of the time.

Unless one is willing to deal with that, its best to let an INFP figure things out on his own from the basics.

Simplicity is key for an INFP.

Quidditch

It's very important in the Harry Potter narrative.

It is a sport that is so pervasive through the Magical World that anything related to the sport is kind of a 'neutral ground' for wizards and witches from both sides of the wizarding war.

Also, you know shit is going down when quidditch gets cancelled. Every major conflict incident int the books occurs after quidditch is cancelled, or affected in some way.

Freedom of Speech naturally implies Freedom from repercussions for your speech.

How could anyone be free to speak when your speech would result in tangible consequences like violence, or loss of livelihood?

Would a gay man have freedom of speech, if his speech about gay rights were met with physical and financial consequences?

Freedom of Speech must have Freedom from Repercussions.