Chamber Of Secrets - Tumblr Posts
harry potter books as clickbait titles except that it's actually true
philosophers stone: 'I'M A WIHAT? STORYTIME: Got sent to a WIZARD SCHOOL and KILLED a teacher!'
chamber of secrets: 'THE HEIR OF WHAT? STORYTIME: My best friend got petrified so I went down a toilet to kill a SNAKE and a HANDSOME BOY?'
prisoner of azkaban: 'HE WAS THEIR FRIEND! STORYTIME: My teacher is a WEREWOLF?? A murderer that escaped from prison claims to be my GODFATHER!'
goblet of fire: 'I DIDN'T PUT MY NAME IN THAT CUP OK? STORYTIME: Got put in a DEADLY TOURNAMENT! (BI AWAKENING) VOLDEMORT IS BACK AND HE KILLED MY CRUSH! (EMOTIONAL)'
order of the phoenix: 'NEW PRINCIPLE? STORYTIME: Dumbledore wouldn't talk to me! NEW PRINCIPLE MADE A LOCKDOWN?? My GODFATHER is DEAD! (EMOTIONAL)'
half blood prince: 'I TOLD YOU HE'S A DEATH EATER MIONE! STORYTIME: Draco Malfoy was CRYING IN THE BATHROOM so I almost KILLED HIM! HORCRUX HUNTING WITH DUMBLEDORE(HE DIED!!!)'
deathly hallows (pt.1 cuz its too long): 'DROPPED OUT OF SCHOOL! STORYTIME: Searching for horcruxes! I stole DRACO MALFOY'S WAND?? IT WORKS PERFECT WTF! Dobby is DEAD! (EMOTIONAL)'
deathly hallows (pt.2): 'BROKE INTO A BANK! STORYTIME: Freed a BLIND DRAGON and sneaked into HOGWARTS! (STARTED A WAR) Saved MALFOY from the FIENDFYRE! EVERYONE STOP FUCKING DYING! (Snape is ACTUALLY GOOD) KILLED TOM WITH AN 'EXPELLIARMUS'! (VERY EMOTIONAL)
cursed child: 'MIONE WHY DIDN'T YOU DESTROY THAT DAMN TIME TURNER! STORYTIME: Voldemort has a DAUGHTER? DRACO'S child and MY CHILD are BEST FRIENDS??? They travel in TIME! Almost died (AGAIN)'
I wanted to design a book cover and chose one by my favourite Hogwarts professor!
Tom marvolo riddle control Ginny Weasley and the basilisk is there too. I made Ginny older and draw other cloths beacuse i want to.
I kinda ship Ginny Weasley with Tom Riddle but only when he is hot and young. ( Sorry old and noseless Tom )
They chose an actor that looks like this and think that we will not ship Voldemort with anyone because he is an evil man…
Oh boy if they only knew
esse final de semana eu resolvi assistir Harry Potter, dai em Câmara Secreta eu vendo que o Lucius Malfoy ia mandar um avada kedava num muleque de 12 anos só pq ele libertou o escravo dele kkkkkkkk
Hermione Granger drawing
“Actually I’m highly logical which allows me to look past extraneous detail and perceive clearly that which others overlook.”
“At least no one on the Gryffindor team had to buy their way in, They got in on pure talent.” HARRY POTTER AND THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS (2002) dir. Chris Columbus
If I am proud of anything, it is of how much you have learned this year.
HARRY POTTER AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN 2004 | alfonso cuarón
Be like Ron. Don’t give a shit.
favorite platonic relationship: Harmony (asked by @hogwartsceremonials)
Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets: Stills (2002)
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)
Quidditch
It's very important in the Harry Potter narrative.
It is a sport that is so pervasive through the Magical World that anything related to the sport is kind of a 'neutral ground' for wizards and witches from both sides of the wizarding war.
Also, you know shit is going down when quidditch gets cancelled. Every major conflict incident int the books occurs after quidditch is cancelled, or affected in some way.
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Illustrated Edition.