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harry potter books as clickbait titles except that it's actually true

philosophers stone: 'I'M A WIHAT? STORYTIME: Got sent to a WIZARD SCHOOL and KILLED a teacher!'

chamber of secrets: 'THE HEIR OF WHAT? STORYTIME: My best friend got petrified so I went down a toilet to kill a SNAKE and a HANDSOME BOY?'

prisoner of azkaban: 'HE WAS THEIR FRIEND! STORYTIME: My teacher is a WEREWOLF?? A murderer that escaped from prison claims to be my GODFATHER!'

goblet of fire: 'I DIDN'T PUT MY NAME IN THAT CUP OK? STORYTIME: Got put in a DEADLY TOURNAMENT! (BI AWAKENING) VOLDEMORT IS BACK AND HE KILLED MY CRUSH! (EMOTIONAL)'

order of the phoenix: 'NEW PRINCIPLE? STORYTIME: Dumbledore wouldn't talk to me! NEW PRINCIPLE MADE A LOCKDOWN?? My GODFATHER is DEAD! (EMOTIONAL)'

half blood prince: 'I TOLD YOU HE'S A DEATH EATER MIONE! STORYTIME: Draco Malfoy was CRYING IN THE BATHROOM so I almost KILLED HIM! HORCRUX HUNTING WITH DUMBLEDORE(HE DIED!!!)'

deathly hallows (pt.1 cuz its too long): 'DROPPED OUT OF SCHOOL! STORYTIME: Searching for horcruxes! I stole DRACO MALFOY'S WAND?? IT WORKS PERFECT WTF! Dobby is DEAD! (EMOTIONAL)'

deathly hallows (pt.2): 'BROKE INTO A BANK! STORYTIME: Freed a BLIND DRAGON and sneaked into HOGWARTS! (STARTED A WAR) Saved MALFOY from the FIENDFYRE! EVERYONE STOP FUCKING DYING! (Snape is ACTUALLY GOOD) KILLED TOM WITH AN 'EXPELLIARMUS'! (VERY EMOTIONAL)

cursed child: 'MIONE WHY DIDN'T YOU DESTROY THAT DAMN TIME TURNER! STORYTIME: Voldemort has a DAUGHTER? DRACO'S child and MY CHILD are BEST FRIENDS??? They travel in TIME! Almost died (AGAIN)'

Herm!

Cravings for today: A fanfic about a professor at Hogwarts who secretly developed fondness for Severus. Years before the war, mc finds out that Snape is a death eater. Worried of the perils of her beloved’s shenanigans, she seeks audience with Voldemort in which she convinced him to make an unbreakable vow with her. The deal; She pledges her undying loyalty to him and does whatever he needs her to do, so long as Voldemort sends her to dangerous missions instead of Severus and promises not to harm him. All of these happens without the potion master knowing.

AaaAaaAaaa… I need this so bad rn I’m tempted to write it. 😭

I'm so madly inlove with him

the problem is that I'm mad at everyone except Severus Snape, you see. I've got grievances with every single person who is not him.

“Actually I’m highly logical which allows me to look past extraneous detail and perceive clearly that which others overlook.”

Fight back, you coward! Fight back! Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009) dir. by David Yates

@dailyhpgifs​ | Celebration Event - Day Three - favorite friendship: Harry & Luna                         “I’ll ask someone cool. Someone I like”

Behind the Scenes of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (x)

slughorn: *illegally harvesting plants* harry [materializing out of thin air]: i need you to know that this is the best day of my life

Make me choose – namjoonrps: Harry and Luna or Harry and Hermione’s friendship

It was like being with a friend. Oh, I am your friend, Luna.

♚ WEASLEY IS OUR KING ♚ - Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

I’m sorry sir, I haven’t actually got my book yet. Nor has Ron. Not to worry, get what you want from the cupboard.

Although one boy, Robbie Fenwick, did bite my father once. He needed ten stitches.

Lavender Brown requested by @amortentiaforenemies

                                                      ♛ Weasley is Our King ♛

“It was I who invented them — I, the Half-Blood Prince!”

(Raffle prize for @snapientia)

they are idiots<3

Hermione in  Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince