Your New PFP Gave Me A Fricking Heart Attack

Your new PFP gave me a fricking heart attack

LMAOOOO

It’s just a really really zoomed in version of this

Because we are reppin homegirl

Finished the therapy oneshot lol come get it!

God i don’t wanna get too dark and too deep into serious issues but like

Warning for discussion about pregnancy and the termination thereof

Do you think Marie chose to keep Henry because even back then she was forming her plan to come back to GC and take everyone out??? Do you think she was like “fuck I’m not ready to be a mom but boy it would sure be convenient to have someone to help me when I eventually take my revenge”

I mean to me her decision to keep Henry was influenced by

1) the lack of resources to the contrary

2) the belief that Henry is George’s legacy and the last link she has to him

3) her own cultural and personal beliefs if she happened to have any

4) she believed Henry was some divine gift to help her enact her murderous revenge plan

5) she was incredibly lonely and having him there helped ease her loneliness

Sorry that was so serious, to make up for it how about you think of Marie and Henry as little bats. Baby bat Henry clinging to his bat mama as she cuddles him with her big wings

Omg this is adorable hahahaah

“Some stupid teen just broke in downstairs”

The irony of both Forrest and Maurice being half right- the trespasser IS a teen, but is ALSO the real thing- is so delicious lol

Also gotta include that completely physically impossible blue underlight that makes no sense but looks cool as fuck for game accuracy

Mommy I frew up

This animatic of Marie is making me make up a bunch of headcanons about her childhood and it’s making me feel even worse for her lmaooooo

Im headcanoning that she was always the scapegoat who couldn’t do anything to the standards of what her parents wanted her to do. Her room was never clean enough, her test scores were not high enough, her cooking was not good enough, her hobbies and interests like theatre and drama were not productive enough, etc. It’s not that Peggy was like the golden child, but she WAS the baby. They have a 9 year gap between them. So Marie was always criticized for not being a good enough example for her sister, for not helping out enough, etc. She’d be called childish and immature for wanting things like a birthday party in her later teen years, immature and unladylike if she cried over something, etc.

She was expected to be seen and not heard basically, always be proper and a good Christian girl, her concerns and genuine questions were ignored and considered being “unruly” or “talking out of turn” etc.

Oh, and obviously they didn’t necessarily like the idea of her having a boyfriend. She wasn’t Romeo-and-Juliet style barred from seeing him, but her parents didn’t like him around the house. They also thought that George in particular was a shady character (he wasn’t, he just happened to be shy and poorer and newer to the neighborhood). They probably wouldn’t have minded as much if she’d been dating Teddy because he was outgoing and rich and obviously could let the Campbells get in good with the Gallowses who I’m sure the whole town wants to be on the good side of and buddy-buddies with given how much of it they own.

She was just never good enough for her parents and never taken seriously. She was held to a really high standard and always looked down on for just expressing her natural teenager emotions.

They loved her and just wanted the best for her, but as is often the case with overbearing parents they couldn’t really see how much they were hurting her with their constant criticism.