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Yall know the scene in Black Panther when Kilmonger reveals his identity and looks at T’Challa’s mom and goes
“Hey, Aunty”
I feel like if chicken nugget had a speaking part they definitely would’ve given him a similar line to Peggy lol
Cuz the first time Peggy heard of Henry was (in the good/neutral ending) the police shows up and Marie tells Henry to ‘get out of there!’. Peggy totally missed his introduction. But if the script went differently to allow Henry to have a few lines, I feel like he’d have some sort of snarky remark to his aunt lol
Yall I just discovered there’s some piece of media called King Falls AM and it is abbreviated in fandom spaces as KFAM
I discovered this because of a post I saw that was like “yall I am so done with KFAM. I used to be so into it but after time……”. At first I was like “tf do you have against the radio studio???” But then I read the tags and realized the post was made 2 years before KF came out
So uh
Be careful with your tags!
God i don’t wanna get too dark and too deep into serious issues but like
Warning for discussion about pregnancy and the termination thereof
Do you think Marie chose to keep Henry because even back then she was forming her plan to come back to GC and take everyone out??? Do you think she was like “fuck I’m not ready to be a mom but boy it would sure be convenient to have someone to help me when I eventually take my revenge”
I mean to me her decision to keep Henry was influenced by
1) the lack of resources to the contrary
2) the belief that Henry is George’s legacy and the last link she has to him
3) her own cultural and personal beliefs if she happened to have any
4) she believed Henry was some divine gift to help her enact her murderous revenge plan
5) she was incredibly lonely and having him there helped ease her loneliness
Sorry that was so serious, to make up for it how about you think of Marie and Henry as little bats. Baby bat Henry clinging to his bat mama as she cuddles him with her big wings
Your new PFP gave me a fricking heart attack
LMAOOOO
It’s just a really really zoomed in version of this
Because we are reppin homegirl
Henry would be like: I hate when people exist and they’re not my mom. Pisses me off.
Marie, forced to put her murdery evening on hold to go break her son out of the damn archive after dropping off the Creepy Tape:
who does this motherfucker think he is? ‘Lock him in the archive’. Fuckin’ bullshit, I’ll tell you what. Fuckin Forrest Nash, fucking up MY evening. So rude, I swear. Fuckin city boy prick can’t keep his nose out of my fucking business. God, I swear. What an asshole, really. Who does that? Who locks a child in a room? Fuckin prick. We’re just trying to get some revenge. Fuckin asshole. That’s some bullshit. I can’t believe-
Poor George. Mondays suck for everyone I guess lol
It isn't enough for Marie to find love with just one amazing person that gets her to open up about her insecurities and past. Queen needs a harem. Everyone in the harem has to be as delulu as her. She needs a sqaud to help bury the bodies, her and nugget don't have time for that shit.
She absolutely needs a harem that hypes her up. If she has a harem I’m in it (see the oneshot I’m literally about to publish). Sure finding love is nice or whatever but murder milf needs a hype team to keep the hate flowing through her. I’m sure the amount of people who would push their morals aside to kiss a hot lady isn’t zero
Also thinking that henboi might have overheard some of the kids at highschool talking about the new nintendo home system and their favourite games on it, so he tries to subtly ask Marie for like The Legend Of Zelda or something fr his birthday (probably August), but she just goes "You know what, I have a better idea for your birthday present." So they spend the next few months having a murdery roadtrip across America
nugget playing the (original) zelda is a really cute image honestly lol
Lmao I think it would be really funny if his teenage angst really came out in full force
“Ugh maaaaaaaaaaa why are we going on this stupid road trip we could take a plane and be there in like five hoursssssss”
“Maaaaaaaa these sneakers are new and I just got blood all over themmmmmmm”
“Ugh no I don’t wanna bury the body, I’m boredddd”
“Why do you get the cool knife and I get the lame one, that’s not fair, ma”
“If I have to sleep in a hotel or the car one more night I’m gonna puke”
“Ma can we sleep iiiiiinnnnnn no one needs to die exactly at midnight”
I just love the idea that Marie’s beauty is her mask. Her voice is gorgeous. Her face is elegant and regal and delicate. Her body is strong and smooth. She is so beautiful that she avoids any sort of skepticism. Her manipulations and lies are obscured because people want to trust her and will ignore red flags to do so. Her femininity is her weapon every bit as much as her knife is. No one can see that behind her pale skin and bright smile there is unimaginable pain and rage and trauma and damage. After she realized that help was not coming for her and that justice was not coming for George, she became a snake in the grass, a crocodile in the river, because she knew that she’d have to take her future into her own hands if she wanted anything to be done.
I wanna do art for my Poltergeist George AU (alrernative title: The Ghost of Gallows Creek) and like, I have the opportunity to make George look TERRIFYING. His autopsy said that when he died, he hit his head on rocks underwater.
Now, I don’t know if you know about head wounds, but they bleed. A LOT. So, theoretically, if I ever needed to draw him for, say, a potential faux film cover 👀, if i REALLY wanted to, I would literally draw him with blood pouring down his face and shirt. However, his cause of death wasn’t bleeding out, it was drowning. He was left in a river for 5 hours. That ALSO means I could go a Jason route where his skin is blue and his lips are purple and he always looks soaking wet.
Though most likely his ghost looks just how he did before he died, just a happy lil fella. A happy lil fella who happens to be VERY ANGRY at the entire town for covering up his death and spreading rumors he was a terrible person to convince people to forget about him.
I also imagine in this au that he’s only a poltergeist on the night he died, maybe even only from 11pm (time of death) until 4am (time his body was found). But definitely not the whole year. The rest of the time he just wanders around the woods, maybe checks in on Peggy, and walks around the high school. Maybe he even tries to go to class, just to feel normal again.
But when that sun sets on September 2nd, he gets to lash out against those that wronged him.
Some people are smart and leave GC on that night. Some people believe the bad things that happen to them are a coincidence. Some people are totally chill with a ghost haunting the town and won’t deny it, since they’ve seen his antics before but he hasn’t done anything outright dangerous. He mostly just throws things around, makes scary noises, makes the lights flicker and opens and shuts drawers and things. Sometimes he’ll possess an object (what a poltergeist generally does) and fuck around with people more personally, but again he’s not murderous, he’s just very upset.
I think the truth every KF fan needs to accept is that Forrest could rizz every single goddamn adult in that town and it wouldnt even be hard.
He is THE fandom bicycle solely because he has too much rizz
Forrest x Sandra? Practically canon.
Forrest x Ponty? Easy.
Forrest x Peggy? Straightforward.
Forrest x Teddy? Toxic old man yaoi, love it.
Forrest x Ricky? Go for it.
Forrest x Virginia? Fantastic.
Forrest x Marie? Spicy.
Forrest x Murphy? Stepdad 4 life.
You could ship this mf with ANYONE and it would work. He is straight. He is gay. He is queer. He has no concept of the spectrum of sexuality. He is all sexualities at once. He is infinite. Forrest is that bitch and will always BE that bitch.
My favorite thing is cramming as many omens of death into George’s backstory as humanly possible
Bruh there’s nothing worse than seeing there’s been fics uploaded to ao3 but they’re for a ship you don’t read
I feel like the red skull lmao “I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess”
I’m being starved
Along with the Campbells having fluffy hair, it is now also a legal requirement that Marie is drawn with tiger stripes (stretch marks). Not that they’re ever showing because obviously they’re on her stomach …. But they’re there.
What’s the fun of a milf character if they’re not obscenely ripped and have the most fabulous stretch marks???