Me: Man I Cant Wait To Write This When I Have Free Time

me: man i can’t wait to write this when i have free time

when i have free time:

Rainy day thoughts #1

Two people (potentially a ship or s/o, whatever) sharing an umbrella, except not the way you'd expect; one person is under the umbrella, and the other is in his belly. Both ending up nice and dry (for the most part)

Or, if neither have an umbrella... then one person still eating the other, and then trying to run or sprint home, where it's dry. All the while accidentally jostling and bouncing his belly around, maybe giving himself hiccups by the time he gets home

Another idea I had was yokai exterminators who eat the yokai to subdue them

Like, the guy is stuck with a large, fighting and squirming belly, and he has to use his extermination techniques to "purify" them. So he (and/or potentially his partner) is slapping spell tags on to the surface of his big belly to keep them at bay. Potentially wincing each time he does so, making his stomach wobble and gurgle loudly

He could also wrap a shimenawa (those large ropes) around his gut to keep the yokai trapped. It also squeezes the yokai and helps restrict their movements... but if they start fighting more, what's to stop the exterminator from tightening the rope~?

He could also bathe the evil spirit in holy sake to help exterminate it... but that may have consequences. Potentially, both him and the yokai in his gut both laughing their heads off, or him getting a better tolerance to the pain of the squirming (even getting more food), or even the exterminator just passing right out like a light

And that's not even mentioning the different kinds of yokai he could eat! Getting a glowing stomach from sealing some chochin-obake (lantern yokai), or a noisy belly that clanks as he walks from eating tsukumogami (living items/tools), or even getting second hand drunk from eating an oni, and the list goes on!

Also, big melee focused guy, protecting his squishy, low defense mage support by keeping him in his belly. Lugging around that large belly as he has to fight off hordes and waves of baddies, his gut wobbling and jostling with every movement. Even using his belly to push foes back!

And the mage won’t have to go far to heal and buff his ally, as he’s right in their gut! Just aim his helpful magic right at the stomach walls and give his teammate all the help and healing he could need... the only problem is if our melee focused hero will be willing to let them out afterwards

... Bonus if the mage mis-casts a spell, like say... a fireball. Not only giving our hero indigestion and heart burn, but imagine... his belly suddenly expanding for a moment from the blast, and then shrinking, smoke escaping from his mouth or as he burps. Groaning, clutching his large belly as his mage friend inside starts casting healing spells and apologizing

The Different Forms of Grinding

QUICK SHORT STORY I WANTED TO WRITE FOR A WHILE... not really my best work, but it was fun to think up!

Kai belongs to @askbloatedbellyblog, Cade to @dumdumdrawstumtums, and Aurelius belongs to me!

Hopefully it’s not too rushed. Based on some of my rpg-inspired ideas, please enjoy!

It was a beautiful, vibrant day, wind blowing through a lush field as the sun shone across the land. It was just outside the outskirts of a town, and monsters and other creatures seemed to dot the nearby landscape; but they were a common occurrence, and more of a nuisance than an actual threat.

But they were the least peculiar thing in the field that day. A loud groan rung out through the area, coming from a knight planted on his bottom, who was massaging a large, globe of a belly that rested between his legs.

“Are you- URP!- Sure this is the best strategy?” Kai asked his friend, a mage, as he held a fist in front of his mouth to cover his burp. His belly jostled and glorped as something within seemed to be moving. “H-how, oof, much longer do I have to grind like this?” He groaned, rubbing over his large, distended abs. The plating over his stomach had long since been removed to make room for Kai’s belly.

“You doubt me?” Kai’s friend, Cade, answered, with a playful smirk. The mage patted the knight’s large belly, feeling the taut surface as it gurgled and groaned with it’s large meal. “C’mon, how is this a bad thing? You don’t have to waste as much energy fighting and swinging your sword around now, AND you get a free meal out of it too!” Cade explained.

As the fae did so, he lifted up an imp-like monster using his magic and moved it towards Kai’s mouth. “Come on, be good and say ‘Aaahhhhhhh’~” The tricky magic user said, pressing a hand to Kai’s stomach as he leaned forward to watch his friend eat.

The knight groaned, but sighed in defeat. “The experience points better be worth it…” Kai complained, before opening his mouth and proceeding to gulp down the monster. The strong knight grabbed the flailing imp by its sides as Cade’s magic stopped, and shoved the creature down his throat with powerful swallows.

It didn’t take long for Kai to finish his latest meal, and his belly grew outwards a little bit more. The big man sighed, and winced as his gut seemed to start jostling anew. He slowly stroked his hand over the large globe of a stomach before him, sighing as Cade started to eagerly rub his hands over the large, angry belly. “C-Cade, how much longer do we have to-” But Kai’s complaint was cut off as he released a tremendous burp, which practically knocked the mage on to his butt. Kai groaned and leaned his head back. “Ugh… excuse me… but as I was -HIC- saying… h-HIC-how much longer do we -HIC- have to do th-HIC-s?”

The fae could hardly hold back his laughter as the poor knight was assaulted with hiccups. “Now now, Kai, it could be worse!” Cade informed his friend as he patted his belly, gently pushing it with his hands, and pressing into the stretched skin as Kai’s gut gurgled and blorped. “You could be going through dungeon after dungeon, and having to help carry weak teammates like-”

“Like -UOORP- me.” Cade was cut off as another knight walked -or rather waddled- up to the two men. It was Aurelius, whose current figure was not too different from Kai’s, as both sported large, noisy bellies. “Ugh, and literally… at least until we downed the boss of the dungeon…” The knight made his way next to Kai and sat himself right next to him, his belly jostling from the movement. The two noisy globes that were their stomachs pressed against each other.

Cade could help but press one hand into both their bellies as he leaned forward, almost eagerly. “Oh yeah? You had to let them out?” The slender fae inquired, all the while comparing the textures and fullness of the two knights’ bellies.

“Y-yeah, the last monster was refusing to give up… and I was -urk- feeling peckish from all my ‘carrying’ today.” Aurelius explained, clearly seeming rather regretful of his actions. Kai chuckled weakly and patted the blue haired man’s head, which solicited a playful elbow from the knight.

Cade chuckled, turning around and leaning back on the two men’s bellies as though it were a bed. “I can tell you, you definitely deserved a nice, big meal after all your hard work today, Aurelius.” the mage assured the blue haired knight. “... You know, if you had come along later, maybe I could have treated you to a delicious and stuffed Kai.” Cade seemed very excited by the idea, almost as if he was starting to plan it out already.

But Kai wanted none of that right now. “Cade, don’t even think about it!” The knight said. Kai jostled his belly to the side, and the fae slipped between the two taut, stuffed stomachs, and soon found himself pinned between them

Aurelius groaned, muffling a burp behind his fist. “U-ugh, Kai, c-couldn’t have warned me?” The kingly knight groaned, rubbing his poor stomach.

Kai monaed in unison, “S-sorry, it just suddenly came to mind.” He explained, patting his large friend on the back. Their bellies were sloshing and gurgling as Cade wiggled around between them… clearly all too pleased with his current situation.

After a couple more minutes, the two knights slowly got to their feet and freed their fae friend, and the three of them slowly made their way back to the nearby town. Cade got them a room at the inn, using the gold Aurelius had earned from his dungeon crawling.

The two knights lay in their bed (Cade claiming they only had enough money for one bed), freed from their heavy armour, able to relax as their bellies towered noisy over them. Cade was still excitedly ordering them dinner, as his way of thanking them for all their hard, worthwhile work today.

The two buff knights were still slightly hungry, and slowly ate as they lay side by side in their bed. Their stomachs gurgled and sloshed noisily as it processed the vast amount the two had eaten today, though they seemed to be pleased to be eating much more delicious and satisfying food finally.

Once dinner was all cleared, Cade took a step back before taking a running jump at the bed and landing on his two knights’ bellies. The two groaned as the fae pressed into the large stomachs, the two knights burping loudly in unison, which was practically a lullaby to Cade’s ears, along with the gurgles and noises from deep within the overly stuffed stomachs of his teammates.

Luckily for the two painfully bloated men, they were more than ready for their food coma to set in and lull them to sleep...

Glowinside volunteered their kitsune OC, Michio, to make a meal out of my priestess girl, Serika! (Via the M/F discord server.) I had a lot of fun with this and in shading it~

Their lovely boy was a pleasure to draw!