Also, Might I Add, Jotaro And Kakyoin Both Have The Underexpressive Autism So Theyre Flat Faced, Dead

Also, might I add, Jotaro and Kakyoin both have the ‘underexpressive autism’ so they’re flat faced, dead serious at all times. Jotaro sticks a giant googly eye to Kakyoin’s forehead in art class and he just looks at him like a goat; nothing behind the eyes, the ceiling fans literally reflect in his peepers like a tv screen. That motherfucker to the naked eye looks like he hasn’t had a single thought yet today.

A new friend trying to learn more about me: Oh, Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure! I’ve heard of that show, who’s your favourite Jojo?

Me, rewinding Ocean Man for the eighth time since starting this conversation: Uh

Yes I have thought of jotakak before, but I’ve also thought of a purely platonic moment where Jotaro’s freaking the fuck out in a mall and Kakyoin’s there with his Aunt to buy incense or something and even the thugs he’s beating the shit out of are like, ‘damn man it’s not that serious?’

And like nobody can figure it out until Kakyoin gets close enough yank down the back of his shirt and cuts the tag off his collar. He calms down instantly and him and Kakyoin go to an arcade with his Aunt clutching her purse the entire time.

A vein pops out Jotaro’s neck when the claw machine drops this squirt gun he’s been trying to get for the past fifteen minutes as she leans in by Kakyoin’s shoulder like, ‘Let’s got home. Now.’ and Kakyoin pretends he can’t hear her over Pac-man.

I think, truly in my heart and soul, Jotaro’s chronic insomnia does not help with his fucked-up-ness and throughout the week he gets increasingly more unhinged.

Eventually the hours do work against him and he crashes— literally comatose. He goes to sleep on Tuesday and wakes up on Thursday kind of zonked out. But those last couple days before the crash he’s on the verge of insanity, his brain is shrunk forty percent like that of a dementia patient. This man is not doing calculus in math class he is hallucinating.

So yeah, he doesn’t look it but one morning when Kakyoin walked to his house to pick him up for school he sees Jotaro running out of the woods by his house with feathers stuck in his hair.

‘Wanted to see how high I could jump.’ Is his response. He doesn’t explain the feathers. ‘Want to see?’

And Kakyoin’s like ‘Absolutely I do’. And then he watches Jotaro jump super fucking high with star platinum giving him a boost, smack head first into a seagull (which explains the feathers), flail around a bit mid-air, and eat fucking shit face first. He’s fine for the rest of the day and nobody asks him why his nose is bleeding.

After the events of SDC I think Jotaro’s insomnia gives him a lot of time to experiment with star’s range of abilities and develop new ones. He can do a bunch of hyper specific things now and Kakyoin has named all of them after Pokémon characters.

Got that Kakuna harden when star moves so fast he fuses metal to his fists and makes the shadiest brass knuckles in the world.

This, this is what I mean

reasons why kakyoin joined the sdc: wanted to be near the only other people he knew that had stands, and also wanted to figure out wtf is wrong with jotaro

You ever be in a social situation and think, there’s something happening because that person is using the same ‘oh yeah cool’ dismissive tone but also I was literally telling them a similar thing that happened to me to show tha