what am I hyperfixing now?
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
WHO IS USING THIS
AN APP??? THEY HAVE A FUNCTIONING WEBSITE
THE LAST FUNCTIONING WEBSITE
Sometimes the rats in my brain come together and start yelling âYEARNINGâ and in trying to appease them I ask âFOR WHATâ but they are too small so all they can say is âYEARNINGâ which is a very big word for such a tiny creature, even collectively
need a polite way to say "im not engaging in a discussion on this topic with you because the conclusions you have reached are based on so many interwoven layers of misconceptions it would be easier to just like, hard reset your whole brain, just start over as a baby and try again"
if a vampire were to steady my throat by wrapping their hand around it and maneuvering it so that they can feed from my neck i donât think they would get anything. On account of all of the blood immediately rushing down to my
me seeing twitter is back on my notifications while mine isn't working
me, real
sometimes...reddit is ok...
The thing is are we really the unlucky ones
I recently took a quiz of what type of mosterfvcking are you and to no ones surprise it's a vampire
I've been preparing to romance astarion since I was 12
I firmly believe what ever you're obsessed with at 11/12 years old becomes a core part of who you are, regardless if you lose interest in it or not. Maybe some of you were lucky and were obsessed with warrior cats or smth, and if you're real unlucky it was probably twilight.
Apparently, back in the day, there was a really notorious tie in novel for Star Trek that had a lot of slash elements called Killing Time
The slash elements were requested to be removed by Paramount, and they were, BUT due to a mistake, the original was sent to print without the edits
When it was caught, theyâd printed 250k of this âfirst editionâ which subsequently became collectors items for Kirk/Spock fans, since later editions DID include the edits censoring the slash
NOW, I bring this up because my friend whoâs into the original Star Trek found and was reading the first edition at the desk at the library we work at, cause weâre slow on weekends and weâre the only ones here. She laughs at it, so I ask and she tells me about the general backstory of the book, and that she laughed because (among other things) Kirk, who doesnât get mad in the og series really, was being described as hot headed and apparently just getting into fights left and right
So Iâm looking over her shoulder at the scene, commenting on the character changes that resemble modern fic-degradation of characterization for the sake of a shipping dynamic, when I realize something
Now, my only interaction with the Star Trek series directly was the 2009 reboot, and my friends hasnât seen those and is only interested in the originals. As Iâm looking at this scene, and my friend is pointing out the character changes to Kirk, I realize that this is the fucking premise of the reboot, down to the fucking alternative timeline shenanigans, the rank swap, and Kirk being a hotheaded fuck up
The 2009 film was literally based on this slash fiction misprint they tried to bury!
Im reeling.
I canât be the only one who made this connection.
So I google to see if anyone else has, and oh yes, good, there was someone
The fucking author of Killing Time
âŚI feel like Iâve uncovered a conspiracy. Iâve still got 3 hours left in my shift and I canât focus. The world must know.
how do you reconcile with liking morally imprehensible content and problematic media?
i dont reconcile w anything bc i dont give a shit thanks for sending me this batshit ask tho
no i don't want to use your ai assistant. no i don't want your ai search results. no i don't want your ai summary of reviews. no i don't want your ai feature in my social media search bar (???). no i don't want ai to do my work for me in adobe. no i don't want ai to write my paper. no i don't want ai to make my art. no i don't want ai to edit my pictures. no i don't want ai to learn my shopping habits. no i don't want ai to analyze my data. i don't want it i don't want it i don't want it i don't fucking want it i am going to go feral and eat my own teeth stop itttt
âthis ship is not canonâ babe, theyâre fictional characters. theyâre not real. theyâre literally dolls we play with. we donât care about whether or not these fictional charactersâ love story is canon in this piece of media that is also entirely based on fiction. I mean, sure, canon would be lovely, but itâs a bonus. itâs not necessary. what we care about is the fun of talking about these 2 idiots being in love.
we donât give a fuck if they didnât kiss in âcanonâ. they had raw sex in thousands of fics about them though. and Iâd say thatâs more than enough to make people who ship them happily ship them even harder. happy shipping!
I literally don't know what possessed me to make an 11 page comic over these sad old men! bon appetit <3
this reddit post is so good.
a trans guy who is also a butch who dates both men and women-- I aspire to be like this. oh, to play 5d chess with gender.
Took me too long to learn this
why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?