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Shut up, Brother dynamic brainrot.

family keeps you warm from cold nightmares

((techno being a big brother))

I love that before establishing the chat as cannon, Techno said “chat, spam BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD” then later when he told Philza about the voices he said “they demand blood.”

flock together; love each other (part 7)

(more protest pigeons)

I don’t understand why people act like Techno was the feral member Antarctic Empire. Philza is right there guys.

Feral things Phil did in SMP Earth I can remember off the top of my head:

1. Dropped an airstrike on the Villiager Adoption agency after saying “Fuck the orphans” while Pete and Techno told him not to

2. Messaged Techno “We must become gods” when asking for an alliance

3. Led the Pilliagers to Tommy’s villagers when they showed up in the middle of negations for the Treaty of the Pit (Notably Techno told him not to)

4. Kidnapped Wilbur’s prized dog, tamed a different dog and made it look like Wilbur’s dog, let Wilbur think it was his dog, then kill the doplganger in front of Wilbur all to teach Wilbur a lesson about fucking with him.

5. Sent an airstrike down in the middle of a crowd during treaty talks because Tommy was annoying him.

6. Dropped an airstrike on Tommy’s base almost immediately after the Treaty of the Pit was signed and the Antarctic Empire was neutral with Tommy

7. Was the first person to point a weapon at Tommy during the initial peace talks after the Battle of the Pit

8. Asked FitMC to nuke Arlus for betraying him and the Antarctic Empire during the Saint-Malo trials and gave Fit the materials to make the nukes (End Crystals)

9. Stole 50 diamonds as revenge for Tommy rigging his Casino and having TimeDeo steal from Icebomb

10. Swooped out of the sky and one-shot Wilbur when Wilbur tried to run away with the Dragon Egg

11. Chased Slyvee down until she flew away during the Battle of the Pit despite having no idea what was going on because he wasn’t in the VC