LXC: Dont Dont You Make This About Me!

LXC: Don’t– Don’t you make this about me! 💢

EXPOSING THE JADE TWINS OF LAN : LAN XICHEN

Ever wondered how Lan Xichen just stood there in Guanyin Temple, dropping a harsh monologue on Wei Wuxian, and all of the sudden he reveals that he knew about Wei Wuxian’s teasings and flirtings with Lan Wangji during his “Let’s pretend I’m that gay lunatic Mo Xuanyu guy” period?   Yes.

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Alastor with deer hooves makes me happy.

Fanart with deer-hoofed!Alastor makes me extremely happy. 

Alastor wiTH DEER HOOVES, EVERYBODY! 

Inspired by several fix-it fics, some including MingXian(Wang): Somehow, someway, alpha!LWJ and omega!WWX end up having a passionate night during his visit to Yiling, and consequently, WWX ends up pregananant. Thanks to WQ's abrasive suggestion to tell LWJ that their coupling was fruitful, he writes to LWJ, but this letter is intercepted by the fence-sitter whose name is LXC, who keeps the letter a secret from LWJ b/c he knows his lovesick brother will go running headlong to the Burial Mounds and do whatever the hell WWX asks of him, and right now, his sect cannot afford it.

So, WWX takes the lack of a reply as a rejection, and WQ goes on to say that he needs to get the help of someone b/c no way can WWX raise a babe on the Burial Mounds, and that somehow leads to WWX getting in contact with NHS, who enlists the help of his brother, alpha!NMJ, who agrees to marry WWX after hearing his plight.

When news reaches the ears in the Cloud Recesses, LWJ is upset that WWX is supposedly rejecting him, and LXC swallows any guilt he feels to tell himself it’s all for Wangji’s own good and that of the sect’s. LQR doesn’t really think much of it other than, “Finally! That rascal’s being brought to heel, and who better to do it than Chifeng-zun?” 

JC’s in Lotus Pier, seething his head off, but as much as he’s offended by WWX seeking help from the QHN sect, he’s subconsciously relieved that his brother’s not holed up in the Burial Mounds anymore. 

It’s just a gigantic shit-fest of Feels™. 

Heft, Health, and Heart

Akimichi Clan motto, Game of Thrones AU

Centaur!NMJ doesn’t just yeet JGY down the stairs of Koi Tower, he crushes the man’s head in with the pure force of his big-ass hoof, and then, he watches the headless body roll like a gory rag doll. 

NMJ: It was an accident. 

LXC: His head is gone! 

NMJ: It was still an accident! 

“You should’ve stayed Somnus Parthenos!”

“I would have had you not gallivanted across Eos instead of ruling the people!”

“I was healing the sick! I was fulfilling my Astral-given duty!” 

“No, you were meant to be king, but that title came with the burden of having to make choices, and you chose to use your gift to run away while I dealt with the consequences.” 

“As if you were extending your hand across the table!” 

“Numerous times I beseeched you to coordinate with me and devise a more effective method of containing the Starscourge, but Elder Brother always knew better, didn’t he?”

— Ardyn vs. Somnus, the confrontation in modern Insomnia

In an omegaverse where omegas who took up arms divorced themselves from their families and swore an oath of celibacy—think of it as “taking the black” in Game of Thrones—they were styled with the epithet Parthenos. Somnus was a prominent example. 

Envious of his alpha brother’s popularity but acknowledging of his scant chance of ever ascending as the Chosen King, he became Somnus Parthenos and fought on the frontlines against the mounting daemons. However, Ardyn made himself scarce when it came to leading Eos and left Somnus to do it on his behalf. It was frustrating, and while Somnus admitted that Ardyn’s cleansing method was ideal, it barely dent the number of daemons plaguing the land. 

At some point, he couldn’t give Ardyn anymore time. Resources were drying up, and the restlessness amongst the people was mounting; so, he dirtied his hands with the burnt flesh of the suspicious and afflicted. Their deaths haunted him, but it was proving more effective than his brother’s slow one-by-one process; thus, he steeled his resolve. That was what it meant to be a king. 

When Aera disclosed to him that Ardyn was chosen by the Astrals, his resentment reached a boiling point, and as per canonical events, he challenged his brother for the throne, donning the Lucis Caelum name once again. He harbored no intent to kill Ardyn, but he became so enveloped in his fury that he hadn’t realized he was about to land a fatal blow until Aera threw herself between them. Horrified, Somnus dropped his weapons but had to re-summon them all too soon as Ardyn transformed into a daemon unlike any other. With an apology stuck in his throat, he defeated his brother and locked him away on Angelgard. 

Following his ascension as king and founder of Lucis, Somnus chose black as the royal color to perpetually mourn Ardyn’s fate, and Ardyn Lucis Caelum was written into Lucian history. However, textbooks are missing his transformation into a daemon and subsequent imprisonment, and instead, they say the founder king’s brother fell to the Starscourge. Ardyn supposes it’s a partial truth, but partial is still only partial.