When U Make New Friends And U Don't Know How To Act Around Them Yet

when u make new friends and u don't know how to act around them yet

BITCH BITCH BITCH IM— IM GONNA WATCH A MOVIE UNTIL FIVE YEE HAW 🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠

Maybe some headcanons with bakugo and a male s/o?? Most of the x readers I see with bakugo have femme s/o's so itd be a nice change in pace

Ahhh yes :))

I usually try to make my headcanons gender neutral for everyone. When I do this, I usually throw in a girl joke (like in the body swap one I cross out the text for a girl reader as it’s not needed but I added it in anyways) if that makes any sense haha. But lemme see what I can whip up hmm? ;)

BAKUGOU WITH A MALE S/O

KATSUKI BAKUGOU

— ok but him stretching makes me drool y’all see that slim ass waist

— first off

— congratulations on wriggling your way into bakugou’s mind (and not being midoriya)

— your constantly popping up in his head

— he thinks your a pretty cool boy

— props also cause to him your a really pretty boy you inconsiderate fuck

— like todoroki pretty

— second of all

— F in the chat for you cause this boy is in such denial it’s actually comical

— he is the literal definition of “if a boy messes with you it means they like you”

— he always tries to challenge you over the littlest things

— “HA, fuckin idiot! Bet you couldn’t finish all that shit!”

— “Your one to talk with all that spicy curry.”

— “Is that a challenge?!”

— “Dude I—“

— “ITS ON!”

— everytime you walk past him he just outstretches his leg and tries to trip you

— but you catch it and manage to step over it

— you can hear his teeth grinding

— he also tries to impress you

— which you find really weird because

— “I can do the same thing....”

— “Not with those whimpy noodle arms you fucking can’t.”

— “Shut the fuck up. My arms are not weak.”

— you casually flex and he feels his face heat up and that sight goes straight to his di—

— “Pick this shit up and I will, dipshit.”

— he is always rough on you with training

— he claims “You think villains will go easy on your stupid ass?! Toughen up, you dumbfuck.” y’all hear them bars

— he absolutely hates it whenever you hang out with Midoriya

— “Oi, quit hanging around that nerd.”

— “Who are you to tell me who I can hang out with?”

— “I don’t wanna hear both of you muttering later on, you fuck!”

— eventually you start to pick up on it

— the way he always cooks your favorite meal and makes sure your eating properly

— he always makes sure to make sure you don’t overdo yourself during training

— he even personally offered to train you and you ????

— he yelled in your face and said “I WANNA MAKE SURE I BEAT YOUR ASS WHEN I BECOME NUMBER ONE YOU HEAR?!”

— “...Not with you yelling in my ear I can’t you fuck.”

— Since your boys you guys get away with breaking curfew

— this is how you’ve gotten closer tbh

— you besides the bakusquad are like the only people who have been in his room

— slowly yall get closer n closer

— you got invited to go to the movies once with the Bakusquad

— and it was a scary movie

— “Kaminari you’re a genius.”

— “I know. Wanna see me stick this metal fork in a socket?”

— “I take it back. Your a fucking idiot.”

— but anyways so they all plan it so you don’t have a choice but to sit next to bakugou

— and you have no problem with that

— y’all have been getting closer together

— so you sit together and the movie starts and it’s alright until one of the first jumpscares

— he looks over to you and you just ( 0-0 )

— “Oi, fucknut, you alright?”

— “Yeah man I’m fine.”

— “Oh.”

— so it’s quiet until another jumpscare comes on and you immediately grab his hand and he

— oop full on gay panic

— the squad isn’t even paying attention to the movie their just recording bakugou in his gay panic

— he’s arguing with his mind

— “holdinghandsholdinghandsholdinghands”

— “Doesnt holding hands lead to pregnancy?”

— “You idiot y/n has a dick. That’s for girls, and you made it clear you don’t like girls.”

— “So then what the hell does holding hands with a guy lead to???”

— his mind goes blank for a second and then

— “Gay se—“

— “LET GO OF MY FUCKING HAND IDIOT!” He starts annoyed

— the whole theatre just “SHHHHH”

— so you just whisper a sorry and continue

— and his gay panic is over with for now lol

— and then like thirty minutes later you grab his arm to cover your eyes

— and oh boy his mind just goes completely blank man

— you guys know that scene in spongebob where he makes the Krusty Krab look nice for squidward and then I think they ask for a name and Spongebob’s brain is scrambling for a name

— that’s an accurate representation of his mind right now

— eventually the movies over and you guys make your way back to the dorms.

— and you say goodbye to everyone as you guys make your way up to your rooms

— “You were holding my hand during the movie.” He blurts out. You just turn to him and “HMm?”

— he rolls his eyes. “You were holding my hand. Are you seriously that scared of horror movies?”

— “Actually the movie was pretty good, not gonna lie. I think the plot was pretty interesting.”

— “You were hiding behind my goddamn arm, fucknut?”

— “Oh yeah. Your hands are nice to hold, despite them being really sweaty. I’d like to do it again.”

— he kind of just pauses and ‘hUh’

— “So you WERENT sCARED?!? YOU JUST WANTED TO HOLD MY SWEATY ASS HAND?!”

— “Uh...yeah...I hope you don’t mind that. I had already seen the movie but when I heard you were going I wanted to go with you...I really like spending time with you.”

— well this explains you putting his hand over your eyes three seconds before that one horrifying scene

— hes gonna go into another gay panic

— you wanted to spend time with him??

— but he always teases you and beats you up??

— you... you like that ???

— he—I—whaa???

— “Y-You like spending time with me??” He croaks

— you keep rubbing your neck and chuckling nervously and oop your blushing in the dimly lit hallway “Yeah...in fact I like you...a lot...like in that way...”

— man he is just all kinds of confused

— you like him???

— like that??

— like they way he’s been thinking about you for the past couple of weeks

— you can’t get him out of your head like him

— oh

— oh

— oh fuck you

— he’s confused when you get this hurt look over your face “If your not into guys you could just tell me...no need to be harsh...”

— “No, fuck, it’s not that it’s just...”

— he takes a deep breath and grinds his teeth and he can smell the caramel in the air

— “I want to punch you...in the face...with my lips...and strangle you gently...with my arms...”

— you stare at him and blink before saying

— “You...you mean...you wanna make out?”

— that

— that’s...

— not what he was going for but he’ll take it

— like hell hes gonna pass up the chance to kiss your handsome face

— he just stupidly “uh huh’s” and stands there

— you kind of just grin softly and cup his face in your hands

— “Katsuki Bakugou...I’m going to kiss you now...”

— “Uh hUh.”

— “Please do not blow me up.”

— he blinks cause whaa—

— oh shit your lips are on his

— oh shit your kissing him

— oh shit kISS BACK YOU DUMMY—

— all of a sudden he’s just kissing you and it’s great

— your lips are somewhere in between chapped and soft for and for a guy your a great kisser

— him uh not so much so he’s kind of lost as he grips your jacket face flustered

— eventually you pull away and then laugh

— “You are a terrible kisser.”

— he wants to blow up your flustered handsome face but instead he just

— “W-why don’t we go in my room and you teach me how to kiss better?”

— you blink at him

— “There is no way you are that smooth, dude.”

— “sHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET IN MY ROOM SO WE CAN MAKE OUT!”

— he pulls the door open and yanks you inside

— poor kirishima can’t sleep cause he can legit hear all that nsfw ness going on cause we know those walls ain’t shit oop

Make a master list bitch

I know exactly who this is I hope this is who I think it is but ight clown 🤡

Can I just have some poly headcanons with Bakugou and Todoroki? I always see kiribaku x reader poly but man I love todobaku and I would kill to be poly with them haha..... anyway if you don’t write poly that’s cool too!

todobaku is one of my ships man so uh :’

also my friend told me about a friend who took a todobaku picture and had the voice actor of bakugou sign it and it said “you icyhot bastard” and I wanna be that one day :’’

TODOROKI AND BAKUGOU IN A POLY RELATIONSHIP

BAKUGOU AND TODOROKI

— really it all depends on you

— your in a relationship with a boy who screams for attention and will blow up whatever it is to get his way

— and the other is a stotic socially awkward human who just wants to sleep

— both are touched starved and in need of love

— they don’t want anyone else’s but yours

— so you just gotta wing it

— this relationship is full of crack lemme tell you

— they argue about whos room you guys will cuddle in

— it ends up being your room so you gotta always keep it clean

— and cuddling is—catastrophic sometimes

— other times it’s really peaceful

— they both tend to lay on your chest cause ahem apparently tatas are also pillows “no they’re not get off my boobs you too that hurts—“

— they say they like to listen to your heartbeat which you found really sweet and cute but they’re not allowed to lay on your chest after one of them rolled over into your boobs and it hurt and their lazy ass refused to move

— sometimes you’ll rest on Shoto’s chest and Katsuki will sleep on top of you

— sometimes it’s the other way around

— or sometimes it’ll be the other way around and you’ll get spooned by one and another sleeps in the crook of your neck

— it’s lowkey favorite cuddling position

— they argue about what you guys should eat

— “We are not having soba you Icyhot bastard.”

— “Well we certainly don’t want to burn off y/n’s tongue now do we?”

— “Uh guys I’m fine with whatever is made...”

— “No! You deserve only the best, y/n.”

— dates are interesting

— you just sit and listen to them as they argue about where to go on the next date

— they want to make it special as you deserve it

— you have to order for them as they argue over you

— “Yes I think I’ll have—“

— “MAYBE THEY DONT WANT TO GO TO A FANCY RESTAURANT, WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT ICYHOT?!”

— “I think you should stop yelling before we get kicked out of this cheap one you paid for, Bakugou.”

— “...I’ll have this please. The blonde will have curry and the peppermint one will have cold soba.”

— “Can it mommas boy.”

— “I am certainly not a mamas boy.”

— they like to do random things with you

— like massages

— those get nsfw real quick oof

— or buy you a present

— “Y/N, I brought you that thing you were looking at the other day.”

— “Well I bought y/n the jacket they were looking at.”

— “tHAT JACKET WAS EXPENSIVE SHOTO—“

— “Oops.”

— Shoto uses cheesy pick up lines on you both

— you and Katsuki are tired of it

— “Are you from Tennessee cause—“

— “Shoto if you finish that joke I’m blasting your ass to Tennessee.”

— families are funny too

— you guys don’t really go to Shoto’s because of...reasons...

— But Bakugou’s house is just comedy entertainment

— “YOU LITTLE SHIT! THE BREAD ISNT TOASTED RIGHT!”

— “HAAAH??!! SHUT IT YOU OLD HAG! ITS COOKED FINE! SEE, ITS GOLDEN, LIKE MY ASS!”

— “YOU DENSE FUCK—“

— “GO CHECK THE SAUCE! DONT LET THAT SHIT BUBBLE!”

— “CAN IT YOU BRAT!”

— you and Shoto are just spit laughing while Masaru reads his newspaper, zoned out

— dinner is delicious and surprisingly nothing was burned

— especially since you fet like there was more yelling then cooking but hey why do you know

— whenever someone tries to insult bakugou, calling him a villian or whatever

— you guys know he can handle himself

— but you guys just have to let him know “oops ya dun fucked up”

— hes vv greatful and if you guys are lucky you’ll get some soft bakugou moments

— those are the best moments bc y’all get a soft “i love you both” from him

— which makes Shoto’s fire side act up but oh well

— y’all love each other

My boy is back! 😍