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The thought of doing this had been fumbling through your chest for the last couple of minutes.

You hesitantly smiled as you made your way down to the common room area, where your boyfriend was. The smell of curry hit your nose and your heart tap danced in your chest as the elevator doors opened, revealing most of the class and your boyfriend sitting at the dining tables, eating curry.

You tip toed over to him. Your heart hammered in your chest as you snuck up on him. You were two steps away from him when he turned around to see you out stretching your arms around him, securing yourself on his shoulders.

“What do you want?” He grumbled, annoyed. He wanted to finish eating before he started with you. You simply smiled, pressing your head against his and hugging him while he shoved a spoonful into his mouth.

“Katsuki love...I have something to tell you...” you started softly, pressing soft kisses to his neck. He squirmed in his seat, rolling his shoulders. A dead sign for you to stop due to it affecting him.

“What do you want?” He barked again, trying to shove you off. It was no use. You stuck to him like glue, smiling as you brushed his hair from his ear as your hand moved to cover his ear for you to whisper into it.

He grunted, shoving another spoonful of curry into his mouth and leaning more so he could hear you. You grinned, opening your mouth. . .

. . . and burped loudly right in his ear.

Curry went flying out his mouth as he started coughing. His face was like watching an animated film play out. Disgust. Disbelief. And then Anger. So much anger.

“Y/N...” he started, eyes hidden behind his hair.

‘Danger Danger Danger. Run.’ the little voice in your head supplied.

The entire common room watched as you ran as fast as your legs could go with smoke and fire trailing not to far behind you.

“Shitty woman! What the hell is wrong with you, burping in my damn ear?! Get back here so I can blow your ass to hell!”

so...idk how I’ll explain this one but... if you’re in @myherowritings discord server... you’ll understand this...enjoy ???

BNHA BOYS AND LICE

BAKUGOU KATSUKI

— he has caramel flavored lice because they absorbed his sweat from his workouts

— they are also full of nitroglycerin so I don’t know if you wanna keep eating them

— they’re feral like him and he put his hands up there and they bit him

— his face went blank and he just will not touch his hair again unless it’s to wash it

— uses his quirk to do it in the morning and he hesitantly hovers his hands before activating his quirk and blowing his hair up

— the blonde strands that floated onto his shoulders made him scream like a girl

— he becomes like Horton because he can hear the lice screaming as they die from his quirk

SHOTO TODOROKI

— shoto has ice shaped lice who have adapted to the cold of his body because this boy lives on using his ice side only

— they dare not go to the heat because that is death but they will go to his mixed ketchup and mayonnaise colored baby hairs because those are like furnaces

— at this point the baby hairs look like little villages now smh

— y/n like to crawl into his room when he’s asleep and pick them out his hair so they can use them as ice cubes for their drink

— he won’t notice because he’s like a bump on a log and lol you’re doing him a favor

— he wakes up and scratches his head and it’s like the apocalypse for the lice because his fingers will smush them

— it becomes like the ice age during the times he uses his quirk for hero training and only 1/3 of lice survive

— they repopulated because ahem activities keep them warm

— if you’ve ever seen that scene from Bad Boys 2 with the mama rat and the papa rat...those are the lice on Shoto’s head during hero training ...reproduction

IZUKU MIDORIYA

— midoriyas lice are as hyper as he is

— they jump around his head and are soon to become lice pro heroes because they ate his hair and have obtained one for all too

— should midoriya ever fall in battle pick the lice out and eat them and the legacy that is one for all is revived

— they originated from bakugou because he would get all up in his face and they needed a new taste of food

— so they hopping hopped into his head and munched on the broccoli flavored food

— until one day the food became different and they all started getting powers

— midoriya basically is like the intro to the show where it recaps how quirks came to be

— except they all have the same fucking power

— they’re the reason why his hair is so wild it’s because they’re always hopping around on his fucking head and making a riot

— poor boy can never comb it so he just lets it be

— trust and believe one of the lice have used one for all at 100% and flew out his hair, landing on his hero notes

— he panics and just plucks it away and is thankful that he was alone in his dorm

EIJIRO KIRISHIMA

— the manliest lice you will ever meet

— they use the hair gel from his hair to keep their antenna up

— they use the pieces of dandruff and take a strand of hair and make weights with it and that’s how they work out

— that is if they survive his sharp hair and every time he activates his quirk fully

— they only use “dude” “bro” and “manly”

— they honestly look like Larry the Lobster due to the red dye and the workouts

— they can and will become friends with bakugou’s feral lice

SHINSOU HITOSHI

— he mind controls them so he has friends

— yes he knows they exist

— because poor boy is all alone

— they mind control all lice who look at his hair

— they lonely too and they’re all antisocial

— they renegade to keep themselves from falling into a crippling depression

— some of them cry while renegading

— they’re insomatic too because they stay awake and keep shinsou company

— he likes to slide things into his hair to keep them hidden and let the lice watch over them

— his lice do not like Kaminari because they get electrocuted every time his lice jump over to shinsou’s hair

— but it’s settled cause Kaminari’s lice go stupid too so shinsou’s lice just ignore them and let them wander into danger