Simon: *lovingly Writing A Letter To Markus* Hey

Simon: *lovingly writing a letter to Markus* Hey

I think you're really cool

I like you a lot

Maybe we can hang out or something

fewer bisexuals who are suave and seductive

more bisexuals who are incredibly awkward around their same-sex crushes b/c they were never taught how to flirt in gay

The Boys Introduced

Sara: This is my boyfriend Shane *points up*

Sara: and this is Shane's boyfriend Ryan

Ryan: *waves enthusiastically*

Simon x Markus headcanons

- Simon has nightmares about Markus leaving or dying very often

- Simon likes to be the big spoon (Markus is okay with this)

- When it's just the two of them, Simon sings along as Markus plays the piano. He's actually pretty good

- Markus tries teaching Simon how to paint and play piano (he caught on to the piano more than painting)

- Simon doesn't like heights, primarily because of that day on the roof

- Markus had always had a way with words. On a bad night he could sit and talk to Simon for hours to keep him calm

- Simon loves going for walks around Detroit

- Markus tries new activities (such as ice skating, roller blading, dance classes) and drags Simon along with him to experience life

- In an argument Simon almost always tears up first

- Markus uses the silent treatment when they fight, but can never hold it for long

- Simon's favourite thing about Markus is his drive and confidence

- Markus's favourite thing about Simon is his determination

Crutchie: Jackie you're losin' a lot of blood, what's your blood type?

Jack, weakly: B-positive

Crutchie:

Crutchie: Jack I would be but you're losin' a lot of blood so

Davey: how are you doing today?

Les: my wig's snatched just like that *dabs* finna holla at a *whips* mothertrucker like a butt cheek on a stick, sis snapped, let's get this bread and hit that--

Davey, crying: I don't understand what you're saying