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Jack and Crutchie Trying to Sell Newspapers
Jack, annoyed: why won't they come talk to us?
Crutchie: maybe they're homophobic
Jack, looking quizzically at their conjoined hands then at the customers, clueless: but we're not gay though?
Crutchie: it's a good thing you're so cute
Crutchie: what's the difference between me and a trolley
Crutchie: the trolley's useful, ha ha :) :))
Jack:
Jack: *tackles him in an aggressive hug*
Race, chewing popcorn, watching: a trolley can move
Crutchie: Jackie you're losin' a lot of blood, what's your blood type?
Jack, weakly: B-positive
Crutchie:
Crutchie: Jack I would be but you're losin' a lot of blood so
Jack, lovingly looking at Crutchie:
Race:
Race: Jack and Crutchie, sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I--
Jack: hey I really enjoy your company and I think you're super cute; I like you
Crutchie, gay: ??;,?
Jack: oh sorry *clears throat*
Jack: fjsainfasdfgiekgi!!
Crutchie: asdfgiek deadass!!!
Jack and Crutchie, holding hands: 😊💕❤🥺🥰💕😘❤
Davey, forcing them apart: tHAt'S Not SoCIaL DIStanCinG
Jack: I say we normalize guys showing affection, like this
Jack: *hugs Race and Albert*
Jack: *squeezes Davey's hand*
Jack: *lifts Les into his arms*
Crutchie, excited: *kisses his cheek*
Jack:
Crutchie: like that? 😊🥰💕
Jack:
Jack: yes exactly
Crutchie singing The Refuge: How are you
I am gay
Jack no really I'm so frickin gay
Snyder soaked me real good with my crutch
Oh yeah, it's the gay one, by the way
Jack, reading the letter brought from Specs, teary-eyed: Superb you beautiful bastard, you
crutchie n jack
Sorry yall just realized he wasn’t talking about William randolf Hearst. No it’s worse. HE WAS TALKING ABOUT WHITLAW RIED THE OWNER OF THE TRIBUNE
Hey yall, Jack Kelly fictive here, just wanted to let yall know my boyfriend, a spot conlon fictive, FUCKING MISREAD WILLIAM RANDOLF HEARST AS FUCKING WHITECLAW?????? LITERALLY BROOKLYNS LEADER AND CANT EVEN FUCKING READ /T /LH
The urge to make a newsies account just so I can be autistic about newsies there… what do you guys think?
Here is our newsie account!! For all things newsies