[sneak Peek] The MatchMatic 3000 || Jake Sim

[sneak peek] The MatchMatic 3000 || Jake Sim

update: this fic's been posted!! click here to read!

a/n: helloooo this is a lil peek into what i've been working on for a bit now! i'm hoping to get this out by next week? (cross ur fingers with me) anywaysss i've been having so much fun writing this and just indulging in a fun, crack, writing style! this is gonna be a brief sneak peek, so let me know if anyone else wants another snippet :D

genre: fluff, comedy, college!au, matchmaking!au, just very fun & random humor (simply good vibes all around!), & of course pining puppy dog simp jake ;)

short summary: the one where jake’s best friend turns into a self-proclaimed “Campus Cupid” with a matchmaking algorithm, and jake’s ready to bribe, beg, and possibly sell his soul to make sure he gets paired with you. because heaven forbid he just talks to you like a normal guy in love. nope, jake’s plan A is “hack the system,” and plan B? well, there is no plan B—he’s fully committed to this delulu life.

Subject: [SCHOOL ANNOUNCEMENT]

Hello there awesome students & fellow single-tons,  

Have you ever looked around campus and thought, ‘Wow, everyone here is either taken, weird, or impossible to talk to?’ Well, I’m here to save you from the deep trenches of singleness with...*drumroll please* 

THE MATCHMATIC 3000  –– the university's very own matchmaking algorithm that's here to pair you with your perfect second half!  

How does it work you ask? Simple. 

Download the app from the link in this email (no, it's not a scam or an elaborate hoax, I promise).  

Enter your name and student ID (for verification purposes only – no catfishing allowed!)  

Answer a bunch of super fun questions that might make you question your life choices but will definitely help MatchMatic 3000 find your perfect match! 

Once you’re done, the app will work its algorithmic magic to pair you with someone who’s probably just as confused about life as you are but is at least willing to share similar pizza toppings with you. 

Why are we doing this, you ask? Because who doesn’t love a good matchmaking fiasco? It’s like throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks, except instead of pasta, it’s your love life. And hey, if it doesn’t work out, at least you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your future therapist!

(Please don't bill me for your therapy bill. I'm broke.)  

It’s scientifically engineered, which means it’s flawless. Trust me, I’m very smart. Sign up now, and may your love life finally flourish. If it doesn’t, well, you can’t say I didn’t try.  

Sincerely, your friendly campus cupid, 

Lee Heeseung <3 

*Disclaimer: The university, nor I, takes no responsibility for any romantic entanglements, awkward encounters, or sudden realizations that you might be better off single. Please use the MatchMatic 3000 responsibly.* 

fluffy hair!!!

very very very very late life update

(warning: long message but tdlr: me begging for forgiveness for being gone but i'm back now and better than ever!)

haiiiiiiiii everyone !!! errr it's been saur long at this point since i've used this blog for my writing purposes, at least. i think my last fic was 3 years ago....which is insane...but! alas, i am back. and i don't know how many of you guys are still here or even remember me lolol but i plan on actually staying this time ! (yes yes addie, you've said this before. been there, done that) ._.

yes, i've had true commitment issues to this blog the last few years. i realized that i'm not good with balancing life out (ha-ha). but here we are now in the present and so much has changed!! i graduated college for one!!! so now that i am a certified #big #girl i hope i have more free time to indulge in my writes and this blog! (i've also been undergoing a lot of personal life changes but we bounce back ya know)

now that i have school out of my way, i plan to invest so much more of my free time into updating this blog and going back to my writing because i realized how much i missed it :'))

please forgive me for my absence and i will try my best to do better from now on heh. if you wanna be friends pls say hiii and if you're new here, check out my solid three (3) fics i have out LOLL .

i'm in the midst of writing a fic right now actually and i'm having so much fun with it and and truly enjoying the process so much -- i never realized how much i missed it :')

ANYWAYS enough yapping from me whoopsies. that is my long life update that no one asked for welp

⋆｡ﾟ jake sim fics that feed my brainrot ﾟ｡⋆

my sweet, sweet love

warning: there are suggestive themes/smut that may be embedded throughout the fluff and angst fics as well)! please dni if that makes you uncomfortable!! minors dni, please‼️

part two jake fic rec list here!

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all time favourites ♡

(fics contain a combination of genres including fluff, angst, suggestiveness, smut)

♡ unrequited love

♡ act now, think later!

♡ watermelon sugar

♡ pov

♡ your name

♡ jake sim: the first love trope

♡ kiss and make up

♡ skin on skin

skin on skin pt. 2

♡ behind closed doors

♡ brand new moves

♡ good boys go to heaven

♡ let you break my heart again

♡ ready? set…touchdown! tutor?

♡ i’ll save you (again)

♡ be my backyard boy

♡ scooby dooby doo, lookin’ for boo!

fluff ❀

❀ too close

❀ safety precautions

❀ attention, please! (rugby jake)

❀ three questions (he wished were never answered)

❀ the partner project

❀ you can find me in your arms

❀ somewhere in forever

❀ sick

❀ taste of your lips

❀ room for two

❀ 3:04 am

❀ einstein kisses

❀ kisses in the rain

another day(te) in the rain

❀ unnamed (drabble)

❀ i’ve never known someone like you

❀ fake

❀ t-shirt

❀ i love me better when i’m with you

❀ wrong order

❀ prince jake

❀ greeting

❀ jake as a boyfriend (headcannons)

angst ☽

☽ glimpse

☽ the sun

☽ worries

☽ if only i could have treated you the way you deserved

☽ sweetly

☽ skater boy

☽ please remember me when our youth is gone

☽ green with envy

suggestive/smut ☁︎

☁︎ s.o.s - skin on skin

☁︎ ping! we should fuck

☁︎ best mistake

☁︎ change up!

☁︎ air dropping love at 305

☁︎ under the influence

☁︎ simp

☁︎ nonsense

nonsense pt.2

☁︎ boyfriend

☁︎ bad boy gone good

☁︎ my neighbour’s son

my neighbour’s son pt.2

☁︎ silly mistake

☁︎ happy birthday mr. sim

my shy husband

☁︎ drunk texting

☁︎ shooting star

☁︎ best friends!

☁︎ polaroid lust

☁︎ (i just) died in your arms

☁︎ only kisses

☁︎ 12:30 am

☁︎ burn for you

☁︎ ride

☁︎ wish come true

☁︎ mischief

☁︎ what are we?

☁︎ after game

☁︎ loser no more

☁︎ attention, please!

☁︎ double lines

☁︎ love foolish

☁︎ forget me not

☁︎ sex express

AFTER HOURS; JAKE SIM [complete]

enhypen masterlist

SYNOPSIS; jake sim, bassist of AFTERHOURS and all round terrible guy, so deep in his self absorbed world where everything went his way and everyone fell at his feet. he hardly noticed you moving in next door until he caught a glimpse of you in the hallway. completely uninterested in your neighbour, you did you best to ignore his advances. that was until you found yourself humming along to the songs he practiced every night.

PAIRING; rockstar!jake x reader

GENRE; social media au, angsty we have a lot of cute and funny moments before but I'm so sorry in advance, fluff too though, mature themes throughout, slow burn as fuck!!!

CHARACTERS; enhypen members, riize members, le sserafim members

WARNINGS; lots of swearing, inappropriate jokes, mature themes and sexual content, kys/dark humour jokes (not super extreme though!), mentions of toxic family, toxic relationships, cheating (not jake dw), mentions of anxiety and mental health, assault

START; 04.01.24

END; 24.03.24

PROFILES; 🌟🤍🌙🎧

TRACK 1; I have a costco membership btw

TRACK 2; man in love taerae

TRACK3; 7 monthly listeners

TRACK 4; what she said!

TRACK 5; love and light [1.3k]

TRACK 6; being penpals in 2024 is crazy

TRACK 7; useless [2.6k]

TRACK 8; go big or go home

TRACK 9; glory hole

TRACK 10; ladies love pathetic men

TRACK 11; humble yourself sunoo

TRACK 12; average at best

TRACK 13; dirty league player

TRACK 14; 3rd grade spelling bee [1.3k]

TRACK 15; which left?

TRACK 16; passenger princess

TRACK 17; he's never offered up his cock before

TRACK 18; send me 10,000 robux

TRACK 19; moots?

TRACK 20; me if you even care

TRACK 21; get the crystals out

TRACK 22; you'll be my first tape

TRACK 23; you've not changed

TRACK 24; I've got you [2.4k]

TRACK 25; code pink

TRACK 26; nurse she's out again

TRACK 27; tongue tied

TRACK 28; I need a fucking death note

TRACK 29; my cock isn't worthy of a popbase article

TRACK 30; you're the first person I think of [2.3k]

TRACK 31; lover boy (jake)

TRACK 32; someone cooked here

TRACK 33; ugly ass outfits

TRACK 34; that . is so scary

TRACK 35; my girl is mad at me hope I die

TRACK 36; calm down mingi

TRACK 37; you're it for me [1.9k]

TRACK 38; yay ❤️

TRACK 39; if I could turn back time I would change it all [1.6k]

TRACK 40; discord kitten behaviour

TRACK 41; going full cowboy

TRACK 42; touchy subject

TRACK 43; commit to the grind

TRACK 44; better without him

TRACK 45; you're the only one [3.1k]

TRACK 46; you're just a girl

MASTERLIST; part 2! (chap 47 onwards is here!)

im stressing out over job interviews and writing is my distraction ahahahahahaha gonna go crazzyyyyyy i dont like adulting pls help