What I've Learned From Bowuigi

What I've learned from Bowuigi

Bowser: *is fucking feral*

Luigi: that's so hot

Me: that's a quality ship

God I love them

This time, tomorrow.

im just sayin, yall should follow my twitter bonus;

Fic Recs Wrap Up - October 2022ᕐ ̆̈͜͡ ᕐ ોु✩°｡⋆

all in good time by saltwatergarden

Draco Malfoy’s life is boring and repetitive. He supposes he shouldn’t complain, since that’s better than sharing a house with Voldemort, or doing time in Azkaban. When he gets trapped in a time loop, however, he is forced to confront the routine he has fixed for himself, and try to break out of it. It isn’t all bad, facing no consequences for his actions can be fun for a bit. But after he starts visiting the Auror Headquarters and having brief but remarkably pleasant conversations with one Auror Potter, he finally has the real motivation to break out of the time loop - something worth sticking around for. Rec Post

Harry Potter and the elusive day off by pleasebekidding  @fuckyoupbk

Auror Potter needs a fucking break. He is wiped. He is exhausted. He probably didn’t intend to put himself into a magical coma but these things happen. And who cares, really? He is comfortable in a house where he has hidden away all the shit he can’t deal with. Guaritore Christopher Black is an exceptional psychiatrist with a specialisation in sleep disorders. He is also Draco Malfoy in a Glamour. Minister Hermione Granger knows the dangers and the complications, but she needs her best friend back. Rec Post

Practicing Liars by Lomonaaeren

Harry found out that he was Snape’s son two years ago, and he’s carefully concealed it. But now Snape is his Defense teacher, and Draco Malfoy is up to something, and Dumbledore is dying, and the final battle is coming up, and everything is getting very, very complicated. Rec Post

Yours to Keep by dracoismytrashson (JGogoboots) @dracoismytrashson

Some people think concepts like fate and destiny are romantic, but for Harry Potter, fate has always meant one thing: a swift kick in the arse. Why else would he cross an ocean to New York and enroll in Muggle university only to find Draco Malfoy living two doors down the hall? The universe and its twisted sense of humor can fuck right off.

A story in which two broken boys try to repair themselves halfway across the world. Too bad trauma doesn’t care how far you run. Rec Post

Higher and Higher (Temptation) by birdsofshore

Only Harry Potter could manage to put on a magical collar on impulse and find himself unable to take it off again. Now following Draco’s direct orders gives him intense pleasure, and Draco has a whole heap of troubles to deal with, not least the way Potter looks when the collar has him gasping with bliss. The whole situation would test the morals of a saint… and Draco’s no saint. Rec Post

The Liars Department by DorthyAnn @dorthyanndrarry

This is a story about Harry meeting up with Draco Malfoy four years after the war. And a story about Harry, well, not hating his job per say, but it’s not like he has much to compare it to and it seemed fine. His whole life seemed fine. Then Malfoy came along with and his flashy suits and fast car making everything seem dull in comparison, and Harry… Harry couldn’t just leave well enough alone. Rec Post

Euphoria by iero0 @iero0

Driven by trauma, Harry cuts ties with friends and family. From crowded nightclubs and enthralling live shows, Harry finds himself stumbling into a superficial world where he’s lonelier than ever. When even the constant blithe of substance-induced highs can’t prevent things from becoming what he ran away from, Draco Malfoy finds Harry. Draco, who’s wearing Muggle jeans and who’s listening to Muggle music and who suggests having a nice little chat on mephedrone. And whose nose crumples beautifully when he laughs.

Or: A story about Harry trying to cope with the help of drugs until he finds a new addiction. Draco likes to mend things.

H/D Wireless 2021 fic! Song: Phobia - Nothing But Thieves Rec Post

Lemon Colour, Honey Glow by trishjames @thusspoketrish

Over a series of unfortunate pub nights at the Leaky Cauldron, Draco Malfoy falls in love. A story about finding strength and forgiveness in unlikely places. Rec Post

Here are a few more fics I've read recently that y'all might like to check out as well! (ﾉ^ヮ^)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧

When Trust and Truth Collide by silvergalaxy

Harry meets Draco for the first time in the employee break room on a boring Wednesday morning and they immediately hit it off. Chance encounters turn into dates, and dates turn into feelings.

Oh, yeah. Draco's also Harry's boss. Harry has no idea.

Debts and Desire by Craftybadger1234

Harry thinks they are dating. Draco thinks he's serving a life debt. Hilarity ensues.

Sweet is the fortune you give me by toutcequonveut @cequonveut

Draco has worked hard to overcome his post-war struggles and is now the successful and proud owner of his own chain of Potions shops. Who cares if he’s lonely? Certainly not him!

Then one day he comes across Harry Potter, Saviour of the Wizarding World, do-gooder to outshine all gooders and hero of the people—on the street without a Knut to his name.

What else can Draco do but take him in?

Harry Potter: DILF Hunter by Vukovich @vukovich

Auror Potter doesn't know what a DILF is, but if Malfoy's one, then Harry's gonna be the Ministry's best DILF Hunter ever!

Or, five times Harry heard Draco was a DILF, and one time he found it to be pleasantly true.

( •ॢ◡-ॢ)-♡ I hope you enjoy these fics as much as I have! Happy reading, y’all! xoxo Carey  (◍•ᴗ•◍)♡ ✧*💜💙💚💛❤💗💕💖

Aye yo I posted the next chapter hope you like!!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/28558392/chapters/70945272

Do you prefer them after a storm, or in the quiet of midnight?

(It is finally my turn to draw Link riding Sidon like a raft!)