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Okay so like I remembered that there was that one boss from paper Mario that was like not really Luigi but like Luigi theme that I have like a mixed theme of clown or jester. So I started drawing up basically Luigi as a clown, and I realized something. Why is no one using this as an opportunity for a king x jester Bowuigi. Like that is the most missed opportunity and I'm almost contemplating writing it myself the only thing is that I'm like working on literally six other fanfics right now.
Also I thought I'd be cute if he was holding like a little balloon animal of Bowser. ( ◜‿◝ )♡
So did I stay up so late that in a sleep deprived, mind rotten state I drew bowuigi spicy art? Specifically reference the copyrighted Bowser dong? No, what am I, crazy?
(the answer is yes)
So I was looking at the Mario chart and I wanted to figure out everyone's height. So I use the official height of Jumpman himself of 5'1 or 154.94 cm. Considering that it takes six notches on the board to get to Mario's height I divided 154.94 cm by 6 giving me that each notch is about 25.823 repeating. The first character I calculated the height of was Luigi, he is about half a notch taller than Mario so I took my to 25.823 and divided it by 2. Then added that to Mario's height giving me a height of 167.8516 repeating. Or about 5'6.
The character that I calculated for was Bowser. The tricky thing about Bowser though is that his shell is slightly higher than his actual head so I did two measurements for him. Going up to his shell because it is twice the height of Mario and a lot easier to calculate, he is 309.88 cm or a bit taller than 10'1. However, that height includes his shell, not the top of his head. The top of his head is about a notch and a half shorter than his shell so I calculated for this, about 271.145 cm or about 8'10. Which is interesting because there's a man in the Guinness world record book named Sultan Kösen who is 251 cm or about 8'2.
The next character I calculate for is rather easy as well, Peach. Not including the crown, she's an entire notch taller. This makes her about 180.763 repeating cm or about 5'9, with the crown though she is about 189.37111107 cm for about 6'1. By the way the crown is about 1/3 of a notch.
The next character on The chopping block is now toad. He stands about 4⅓ notches tall, meaning I can multiply 4⅓ by the height of each notch. Which gives me about 111.901 repeating cm or about 3'8.
This one that I'm going to cover is Kamek. He is another tricky to calculate character because of his hat. The first thing I'm going to go over is his hat included height, which is 129.116 repeating cm or around 4'2. Now this is where we get into a bit of assumptions since we have no models of his hat actually being off but I would assume that he's about four notches high because that's where his hat begins to actually taper into a triangle shape and it's also where you can see the most wrinkles in the hats material. If that is his actual height, then he is about 103.293 repeating cm or just about 3'3.
I didn't bother to calculate the heights for the other two cuz not only are both of them very similar in height but their background characters are not really main characters. I don't think anyone's going to be really shocked if I say that's like 5 ft whatever. If you're curious though you can use the measurements that I used, it's very simple I use desmos.
The thing that I'm still thinking about is Bowser and if his height actually affects him in a physical way because I'm thinking of like the health problems I've very tall athletes usually have. Or if you can think of the episode from the film theorist where they were looking about ant-man's ability to change his height and how that affect him on a physical scale I wonder if the same can be applied to Bowser. Though I don't know he is a fire breathing dragon so I don't know if real world physics would affect him at all. And hell now that I'm thinking about it I might post this on the game theorist subreddit or send this to Matt Pat on Twitter I don't know yet.
I wanted to make some cute domestic Bowuigi art. This took way too long because I was busy with finals. Plus I like to think that Bowser jr is autistic and loves "creepy cute" media thinking its "Sooo hardcore!"
You can even see his chew-necklaces, sensory headphones, and introduction flashcards.
Here's some wip for a upcoming bowuigi art that I am drawing. I wasn't going to post this until the drawing was actually finished but oh my God look at him he is so adorable I didn't mean to but it came out so cute also I wanted to make him look plus size cuz a lot of people want to draw him like a skrunkly man and though yes he is taller and slightly skinnier than Mario he's still plus size and I want that rep for our King!! And before anyone says anything no this is not me shaming any other artist you can picture him however you want I just wanted to go with a little bit more of a plus size because I felt like it because I can.
Bowser just introduce a new right hand man. A man named Luigi, a former hostage. The man seems to be nervous and isn't really the best at his duties. But soon he should settle into his new position. Maybe, in more ways than one. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I couldn't find a good ref for his movie throne so I used this one I found on google, label "GameCube - Mario Party 4 - Bowser Throne - The Models Resource".
You know what? I need money and I am shameless, so if someone offers up to give me $50 I'll draw nsfw Bowuigi and post it here on my Tumblr. $100 for a full-blown comic. Full rendered full detail girl I need money and it's something that I want to draw anyway so like it's a win-win.
DM me 🤭😚
I've been thinking of writing a bowuigi fic but I can't think of anything other than you know straight up smut. I've been juggling two ideas though, one based off of Luigi's Mansion 3 because I literally just bought that game it's so good and it's kind of going to be a tiny bit angsty and is it going to have this giant reveal and twist but I got to finish the game, and the second one is going to be a soulmate au of my own design.
About the story ideas I wanted to elaborate on each one thanks to a commenter on the original post.
So the one that is centered around Luigi's Mansion 3 is basically about Bowser and Luigi have been friends for a bit but have yet to start actually dating. They share their plans, they talk about their families, you know friendly things. But Bowser gets a little worried when one of Luigi's trips with his family to the hotel in the video game when he doesn't come back in time, a week stay turning into months of not being around. when Bowser looks into this and goes to save Luigi worried that he may be in harm's Way he goes to the hotel and immediately know something's up when he goes in he sees that everyone that you would save normally is captured again and Luigi is nowhere to be found. Wild Bowser is looking frantic about something bad might have happened to him he comes across Gooigi. And that's all I can tell you without getting in spoiler territory.
And as for the soulmate AU basically it's your average soulmate to you but the actual power of a soulmate is a little different. Basically you have a relationship status of your soulmate somewhere on your body telling you what their love life is like "he's in love with someone he thinks this is soulmate." Or "he is dating someone." But the most important thing is that the message glows, however, the glowing stops once your soulmate realizes who you are. So if Bowser found out that his soulmate was Luigi before Luigi found out Bowser was his soulmate only Luigi's message would stop glowing cuz the message on the opposite person to who knows is the one that stops glowing. I don't know if that's a good explanation of it though but I think y'all get the jist.
The American school system is getting dumber and dumber and if it wasn't a federal crime I threaten half the people on it. How are you going to block Google docs seriously what kind of brain tumor does someone have. I am so mad it doesn't even stop that the fact that I can't write my stories are right for myself personally for fun but it also stops the stories I write for you know class my work the days that I spend writing stuff now it's down the drain. So if anyone has seen my previous post and is waiting on updates on that story you're going to have to wait a little while as they try to fight the urge to kill my principal. I am so worried for the kids of the future if these people are the ones that run our school system the people who literally block school websites from being used on school computers then the people in the future that get to work are going to be some of the stupidest people I'll have to deal with.
Okay I found a way to bypass it it's all good now and I started writing that story want to keep everyone who's actually interested up to date because I'm so excited to write it thing and I can't get too much into it cuz it's like the biggest spoiler of the story but I need to know if I write this story do I go Crank it up to 11 and make the steaks so high and try and make my audience cry or do I dial it back and still keep that like tension but not as high risk. I'm still thinking about that cuz if I can't get up to 11 there's no chance there's a happy ending but if I keep it a little bit more on the outside they're still chance for Happy ending it's just going to be very tense.
Teaser for my Luigi's Mansion 3 Bowuigi fic "Hotel Fears":
Making his way into the final room he noticed a big difference. Almost nothing was touched. Sure it looked lived in. There were clothes on the bed and a book on the stand but, there was nothing array and there seemed to be no struggle. That was until he was about to leave the room. He heard a noise from the bathroom. Crying. It was quiet and choked but it was definitely there. He reached out to the door and gently knocked. The sobs stopped with a hiccup. “Hello?” Bowser said as softly as possible. It was quiet before he could hear the click of the lock. Checking the knob, he opened the door to see a green blob sitting on the floor. He looked it over in shock. It looked exactly like Luigi, down to the messed up stitching on his hat. Bowser didn’t know what to do but this could be an opportunity to find Luigi.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/43953516
Chapter 2 of Hotel Fears is out. I got to be honest some of the scenes I really worked hard to make decent but I feel like I either rushed it or the wording makes it seem weird I just hope whoever reads it likes it.
I think it's because I put this arbitrary idea that I should have each chapter be at least 900 words. I do that for all of my work. So instead of stopping at the point I probably would have been best for the chapter only at 400 words I tried to stretch it out a little bit more to make it to 900.
For those in the back who need to know, it is Canon that Luigi wears striped socks. Some may know this some may not it is in the RPGs!
Also you can see the low key rage of Mario not being center stage in this drawing like why does he look so fucking pissed Luigi looks mad too but like less so.
Came up with another bowuigi fic in the making. You're welcome!
If I add any more fanfictions to the list that I already am writing I will be so behind on all of them.
However!
I thought it was so obvious as to be cliche, but I haven’t seen anybody suggest it yet, so: bowuigi fic where bowser tries to use magic rings (or something) to force peach to marry him, but the ring ends up on luigi instead (somehow) and they have to go on a Quest to get it off
(and of course being forced to spend time together and cooperate means they fall in love)
(this is a free idea for anybody to use obvs because I want to read it)
I have yet another fanfic idea but I'm stuck. It starts with a costume party so I need ideas. What could each character dress up as?
I love Roy for a lot of reasons but one of the biggest reasons is cuz finally Roy is a ginger I don't want to smack with a bat in Media.
As a ginger my entire life is just like there's a redhead and there they are being an absolute villain and being a bitch. Which TBH Roy also falls into but he also has somewhat of a character arc some sprinkled in story to his background and he's getting better he's being nicer he's growing. Not to mention that I kind of relate to him. And his problems.
Got this fan comic idea in my head and before someone comes after me yes I know I have a whole bunch of projects I'm working on I'm only human I'll do everything on my own pace cuz all hobby and while I appreciate people reading and enjoying my story I am not going to let someone bully me into writing a chapter a day. If I write three chapters in one day or if I don't write a chapter in a couple of months that's my own business.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/43953516/chapters/114925936
Now before any of y'all come at me, I had writer's block okay you've had to wait for a good chapter or you can get a shitty chapter real quickly. And I get it waiting for chapters to come out from independent writers sucks I love independent writers I read like a ton of shit on ao3. And on honesty I'm probably talking to the air cuz all of my readers have given up on me. Whatever I finish this chapter you can have it and if no one reads it I'll just probably give up on the story all together lol.