Cold Gf/hot Bf, Not Yenralt. Yennefer? Furnace. That Woman Has No Uterus, She Has Menopause. Geralt?

Cold gf/hot bf, not Yenralt. Yennefer? Furnace. That woman has no uterus, she has menopause. Geralt? Furnace too. He grew up in the damn mountains. Sleeping in bed together is unbearable. Yes they both want cuddles but no!! Because!!! it's too!!!! Hot!!!!! When they adopt Ciri and she wants to cuddle in bed with them, she quickly learns why she shouldn't! It's like a sauna in there. Even though Yennefer would probably enchant her bedsheets to always stay cool, they both Still manage to make it unbearably hot. This results in Geralt getting kicked out of bed a lot, or voluntarily sleeping on the hardwood floor. And/or Yennefer opens all of the windows.

I DIDN'T EVEN CORRECT YOU! I JUST REPEATED WHAT YOU SAID. THE DIFFERENCE IS OUR ACCENTS

Jaskier: *LOSING IT, SOBBING, CRASHING TO THE FLOOR IN ANGUISH*

Geralt: .......

Jaskier: GO AWAY GERALT

Geralt: ....I said 1 word

Jaskier: *ENRAGED/PAINED SCREECHING*

Roach Tramp Stamp /j

roach medal..

I LITERALLY GAVE YOU LIKE 20 KISSES JUST NOW

Jaskier: *LOSING IT, SOBBING, CRASHING TO THE FLOOR IN ANGUISH*

Geralt: .......

Jaskier: GO AWAY GERALT

Geralt: ....I said 1 word

Jaskier: *ENRAGED/PAINED SCREECHING*

Oh no

I burnt my cquoisant :(

Dear-

It's like 9 in the morning for you why are you making croissants when you're barely conscious.

Excellent news, I saw her and gave her love and peppermints. I am healed

Day 2 of not seeing my baby (geriatric horse)... I fear I may die