Yennefer X Jaskier - Tumblr Posts
a shard of ice & eternal flame
i was high as shit last night and sent my wife a single dollar on paypal looked at her and giggled "one dollor" and then laughed so hard i got a stomach ache
Cold gf/hot bf, not Yenralt. Yennefer? Furnace. That woman has no uterus, she has menopause. Geralt? Furnace too. He grew up in the damn mountains. Sleeping in bed together is unbearable. Yes they both want cuddles but no!! Because!!! it's too!!!! Hot!!!!! When they adopt Ciri and she wants to cuddle in bed with them, she quickly learns why she shouldn't! It's like a sauna in there. Even though Yennefer would probably enchant her bedsheets to always stay cool, they both Still manage to make it unbearably hot. This results in Geralt getting kicked out of bed a lot, or voluntarily sleeping on the hardwood floor. And/or Yennefer opens all of the windows.
*Jaskier cooking something for everyone*
Jaskier: SO??
Ciri: It's... not bad
Geralt: Not bad but not good
Yennefer: I miss my apples