Tbh.... Me Too Me Too - Tumblr Posts
1 year ago
Cold gf/hot bf, not Yenralt. Yennefer? Furnace. That woman has no uterus, she has menopause. Geralt? Furnace too. He grew up in the damn mountains. Sleeping in bed together is unbearable. Yes they both want cuddles but no!! Because!!! it's too!!!! Hot!!!!! When they adopt Ciri and she wants to cuddle in bed with them, she quickly learns why she shouldn't! It's like a sauna in there. Even though Yennefer would probably enchant her bedsheets to always stay cool, they both Still manage to make it unbearably hot. This results in Geralt getting kicked out of bed a lot, or voluntarily sleeping on the hardwood floor. And/or Yennefer opens all of the windows.
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listen if yen has a porcelain tub Geralt would sleep in it too
but alas i imagine that the tubs in the 1200s were filthy and not comfortable
tbh.... me too me too
menopause symptoms SUCK
its thr desd of winter where i am and i keep the fan on medium
thank u endo meds for the free old person ism
im closer and closer to metamorphosing into Geralt
now i just need to be tall