It's So Crazy That It's Actual Canon That Geralt Has A Whole Moral Thing Against Killing Humans If He

It's so crazy that it's actual canon that Geralt has a whole moral thing against killing humans if he can help it, like he will just put up with fucking anything without batting an eye but the second someone threatens Dandelion's life he's like "okay so you have chosen Brutal Visceral Death got it" and mows them down without any hesitation. He was going to kill Regis - a guy who had been nothing but a good friend and helpful throughout their journey - just bc he said Dandy's blood smelled nice. IF I THINK ABOUT IT FOR TOO LONG I START GOING INSANE THEY ARE SO QUEERPLATONICS DO YOU UNDERSTAND

Also also, Geralt is that Dad™. "Yes Ciri, we're listening to Joan Jett, Heart and Blondie."

Geralt: who is this?

Ciri: FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH REAAHHHHHGH

Geralt: THATS RIGHT WOOOOOOO

Yes this does turn Ciri into a punk and her attire as a grown up is totally inspired by Joan Jett.

Don't think I have to explain, but Regis would love Jeff Buckley's music

DEAR GODS THERE'S TWO OF THEM.

@0dde11eth @help-help-i-need-an-adult

free my girl she did all that shit but the fandom is mischaracterizing her for it

Regis has a type.

It is autistic men with pretty hair, pretty eyes, a fat ass, and anger issues.

Don't think I have to explain, but Regis would love Jeff Buckley's music