Emiel Regis - Tumblr Posts
Regis: Pizza and soda while we sit on the sidewalk? That's your idea of a date?
Geralt: What's wrong with it?
Regis: It's perfect, no one else would.
@missrandomdreamer ‘s OC Laurie and Regis as Jo and Friedrich Bhaer in Little Women (1994)
The scene https://youtu.be/1Ylk2e-x--8
Geralt: This is a trap, isn’t it.
Regis: Most definitely.
Geralt: So... we charging in headfirst, or what?
Regis: ... This is why I adore you.”
Geralt: Wait! Once we’re behind enemy lines, what if we get separated? How will I find you?
Regis: Don’t worry, I’ll make sure to leave a nice, messy trail of corpses for you to follow.
Geralt: And here I thought you were a defenseless pacifist.
Geralt (just finding out his boyfriend is a vampire): How about a date? We could go for a walk in the sunlight -- er. Well, after dark we could go to an Italian restaurant -- er, I mean.
Regis: You know by now neither of these bother me. Seriously, both work.
Geralt: Is this hell?
Regis: We’ve died so many times it might just be.
Milva (asking about Regis): Isn't it sad, dating someone who'll outlive you?
Geralt: If you saw how they live, you'd understand that they're at least as mortal as I am.
Geralt: This is my partner. Please don't ask us about the blood thing. It's an invasive question.
Regis: Do you have to say that every time when you introduce me?
Geralt: It stops them from asking.
Regis: And tells them I'm a vampire!
Regis: You're asking about my money? And my castle? I may be a vampire but you're the real blood-sucker!
Geralt: I only ask for tax reasons.
Geralt: ...So this bat is you, Regis? Then who's the bat in our kitchen?!
(The bat in the kitchen is Dettlaff)
Regis: They haven't contacted me for so long. This pain is like a stake through the heart. ...Why are you laughing?
Geralt: The myth that vampires can die through a stake through the heart.
Regis: Myth it may be it still hurts.
Geralt: Are you mad at me?
Regis: No.
Geralt: Will you come down from the ceiling?
Regis: ...No.
Regis: Ugh. For the last time, bloody clothes do not go in with the laundry! It's a biohazard AND it stains.
Geralt: At least it's human blood.
Regis: That doesn't make it much better unless you want to do the wash!
Geralt: You made me brave. This, now, who I am, this is because of you.
Regis: You were always the brave one.
Geralt: No not before, but now I ask for help.
Regis: The odds are three thousand to one.
Geralt: Never tell me the odds.
Regis: Why?
Dandelion/Jaskier: I’ll panic.
Geralt: You're a vampire?!
Regis: Is it not obvious?
Geralt: But you're all big and hairy! You're obsessed with the moon.... you have wolf plushies!
Regis: We're all individuals. The full moon also has incredible powers.
Regis: How on earth does someone like you even survive?
Geralt: Luck, mostly.
Geralt: Sometimes it scares me.
Regis: What?
Geralt: What I would be willing to do for them. It's terrifying."
Geralt: Wait! Once we’re behind enemy lines, what if we get separated? How will I find you?
Regis: Don’t worry, I’ll make sure to leave a nice, messy trail of corpses for you to follow.
Geralt: And here I thought you were a defenseless pacifist.
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