Dandelion: Geralt I Can't Go Out Like This.

Dandelion: Geralt I can't go out like this.

Geralt: what are you talking about you look fine?

Dandelion: my hair!!! It's too clean! Ugh I look like a coconut!

Geralt: just wear a hat. Tuck your hair into it.

Dandelion: .... What do you think this is???????

Geralt: a solution?

Geralt, reading a labeled bottle: Collagen with C

Lambert: how else would you spell it?

Geralt: .... Vitamin C Lamb.

Lambert: O H

Geralt: fucking idiot.

Ooo that would be fun! I could def see him as either a Leo or maybe a Gemini

Ok so we know Ciri and Yen share a bday (May 1st) and Geralt's is supposedly May 5th (according to the fandom wiki but I'd have to do some digging or if someone would like to correct me pls and thank you) (happy birthday you dolt) but no confirmed for the others so I am assigning them zodiacs.

Geralt, Ciri and Yen are all canonically Taurus

Jaskier/Dandelion, whichever version you decide, either way is a Scorpio

Lambert is an Aries because well. Look at him.

Eskel is a Libra

Vesemir gives Capricorn vibes

Coën is a Sagittarius

Triss is a Pisces

These r just the vibes they give off to me and I think it makes for some pretty funny dynamics. if any of you have any to add feel free to reblog and add to the list!!!!

penis serious penis delirious

go into the woods call that penis mysterious

penis various penis hilarious

dawn of the age of the penis aquarius

penis ponticulous penis meticulous

wearing my clown shoes im penis ridiculous

baf boy

been picking flowers instead of doing the main questline of this game. now im painting geralt picking flowers to avoid even doing that.

EDIT: prints are now available on redbubble!! thank u all for ur kind words ❤️