Geralt, Reading A Labeled Bottle: Collagen With C

Geralt, reading a labeled bottle: Collagen with C

Lambert: how else would you spell it?

Geralt: .... Vitamin C Lamb.

Lambert: O H

Geralt: fucking idiot.

been picking flowers instead of doing the main questline of this game. now im painting geralt picking flowers to avoid even doing that.

EDIT: prints are now available on redbubble!! thank u all for ur kind words ❤️

penis serious penis delirious

go into the woods call that penis mysterious

penis various penis hilarious

dawn of the age of the penis aquarius

penis ponticulous penis meticulous

wearing my clown shoes im penis ridiculous

Training Eskel and Geralt was a fun time for all of the instructors at Kaer Morhen!

I was scrolling through Pinterest for some poses and came across some funny images that reminded me of the wolves!

Geralt: *casually telling story of how he was horrifically injured as a kid*

Dandelion: where were yo- mmmmmmm nevermind.

Geralt: what? What were you going to say?

Dandelion: I was going.... To say... Where were your parents.....

Geralt: HAHAHAHAHA

Ooo that would be fun! I could def see him as either a Leo or maybe a Gemini

Ok so we know Ciri and Yen share a bday (May 1st) and Geralt's is supposedly May 5th (according to the fandom wiki but I'd have to do some digging or if someone would like to correct me pls and thank you) (happy birthday you dolt) but no confirmed for the others so I am assigning them zodiacs.

Geralt, Ciri and Yen are all canonically Taurus

Jaskier/Dandelion, whichever version you decide, either way is a Scorpio

Lambert is an Aries because well. Look at him.

Eskel is a Libra

Vesemir gives Capricorn vibes

Coën is a Sagittarius

Triss is a Pisces

These r just the vibes they give off to me and I think it makes for some pretty funny dynamics. if any of you have any to add feel free to reblog and add to the list!!!!