Jack Of No Trades. Master Of Fuck All

jack of no trades. master of fuck all

listening to chicago’s cell block tango is just banger line after banger line.

“i fired two warning shots. into his head.”

“y’know, some guys just can’t hold their arsenic.”

“and then he ran into my knife. he ran into my knife ten times.”

“i was in such a state of shock. i completely blacked out, i can’t remember a thing… it wasn’t until later, when i was washing the blood off my hands, i even knew they were dead.”

“i guess you can say we broke up because of artistic differences. he saw himself as alive. i saw him as dead.”

even if you don’t like musicals or chicago, 10/10 would recommend anyone to listen at least once

yes but strictly in non-medical scenarios. mc has to take their top off for a lung x-ray to make sure there aren’t vines or something growing in there (you can pry that headcanon from my cold dead hands), and it’s nothing to him. he’s like “bra too, if you wouldn’t mind. the clasps get in the way.”

and then like five minutes later mc’s sock slips down their thigh as they’re adjusting their uniform and he’s so beet red he can barely stutter out something that vaguely sounds like “cadaver” before he’s tripping over his own shoes trying to get out of the room.

You think Yuri is the type of guy who would go crazy over seeing ankles? He's a victorian man seeing ankles for the first time.

Yuri sees PC's ankles: "THIS IS UTTERLY PREPOSTEROUS!! T-THIS PRONOGRAPHY!"

Jiro causally bleeding on the bed: "How scandalous. Please tend to my wounds."

mortkranken girls doodles >:3

ALL MY HOMIES HATE HYDE ‼️‼️‼️‼️

its sinostra time everybody clutch yer purses

plus a bonus interdorm hijacking:

ed’s texting style makes me a little sick to my stomach to look at to be entirely honest 😭 which is why it took me so long to introduce him to the twtverse. that one message alone took me like a solid three minutes to type out </3 it is with a heavy heart i say…. obscuary is next…. (/j)