And Its True - Tumblr Posts

Actual gif of me watching my husband doing yardwork that he's far too old to do, waiting for him to fall off the ladder. Got 91- dialed into the phone already with my finger hovering above the second 1.

I was once told when I married someone twice my age that I'd better train enough to be strong enough to lift him in a medical emergency, I just wasn't aware of how true that would be.

down with found family. UP with FOUND DIVORCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think if a studio exec says they want to force you to starve to death so you’ll be made to accept garbage wages, you should crush them in a hydraulic press incredibly slowly

Like the fact that rich people have gotten to the point where they think they can just be like “oh yeah I’m literally trying to kill you” without fear of repercussions is beyond infuriating. They need to know what it feels like to be beaten to death by hammers.

Let it die!  Let it die!  Let it shrivel up and die! Cmon who’s with me!